Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Got my hair cut yesterday and the hairdresser asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed. Officially an old f**k.About 8 months ago I found my first grey pube.I am basically dead. We're you looking for your clock when you found it. Nah, my clock is on the mantlepiece.??Saying that I could call it my clock...it's usually got 2 hands and face on it. THL JOKE OF THE YEAR! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,479 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Got my hair cut yesterday and the hairdresser asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed. Officially an old f**k.About 8 months ago I found my first grey pube.I am basically dead. We're you looking for your clock when you found it. Nah, my clock is on the mantlepiece. Saying that I could call it my clock...it's usually got 2 hands and face on it. THL JOKE OF THE YEAR! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Got my hair cut yesterday and the hairdresser asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed. Officially an old f**k.About 8 months ago I found my first grey pube.I am basically dead. We're you looking for your clock when you found it. Nah, my clock is on the mantlepiece.??Saying that I could call it my clock...it's usually got 2 hands and face on it. THL JOKE OF THE YEAR! You sarcastic b*****d...?? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Got my hair cut yesterday and the hairdresser asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed. Officially an old f**k.About 8 months ago I found my first grey pube.I am basically dead. We're you looking for your clock when you found it. Nah, my clock is on the mantlepiece.??Saying that I could call it my clock...it's usually got 2 hands and face on it. THL JOKE OF THE YEAR!You sarcastic b*****d...?? Totally genuine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 "Luxury!" When I was a lad we used to dream of eatin mud" "We used to gerrup half an hour before we wentto bed an lick road clean whit tung" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Sighing when you sit in a chair and groaning like f**k when you you try to get up out of it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 "Luxury!" When I was a lad we used to dream of eatin mud" "We used to gerrup half an hour before we wentto bed an lick road clean whit tung" A road? At least you had a road. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bracken boy 584 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 They might be clever but they are total disasters with no respect and they all think there mike Tyson Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,645 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 They might be clever but they are total disasters with no respect and they all think there mike Tyson Lol Nothing like a sweeping generalisation Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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