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That's probably why you have grown into a pretty normal guy, today's youngsters have higher rates of depression, higher rates of suicide, anorexia from a lack of self confidence, girls having fillers and boob jobs before they have even finished growing and boys spending more time in the bathroom mirror than there misses to apply hair products and anti aging cream, bring back mud for breakfast and you can still roll back the tide before its to late,

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Also a massive issue with vitamin D deficiency and I here scurvy is making a comeback, probably come out with an expensive tablet to remedy it or a pot of cream or a night light, anything as long as your spending money and not outdoors enjoying yourself for free, I hate being old just because you can see everyone having the piss ripped out of them but your just an old fool that know one listens to anymore, and you can't really be arsed to educate them oh well I,m off for a pint

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Got my hair cut yesterday and the hairdresser asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed. Officially an old f**k.

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Got my hair cut yesterday and the hairdresser asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed. Officially an old f**k.

About 8 months ago I found my first grey pube.

I am basically dead.

We're you looking for your clock when you found it.

Nah, my clock is on the mantlepiece.

 

HAha fcuking predictive Text.

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Got my hair cut yesterday and the hairdresser asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed. Officially an old f**k.

About 8 months ago I found my first grey pube.

I am basically dead.

don't worry mate mine looks like Father Christmas with a big nose but it all still works, even though he only gets to come out on birthdays and Christmas
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Got my hair cut yesterday and the hairdresser asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed. Officially an old f**k.

About 8 months ago I found my first grey pube.

I am basically dead.

 

 

We're you looking for your clock when you found it.

Nah, my clock is on the mantlepiece.
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Saying that I could call it my clock...it's usually got 2 hands and face on it.

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Got my hair cut yesterday and the hairdresser asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed. Officially an old f**k.

About 8 months ago I found my first grey pube.

I am basically dead.

We're you looking for your clock when you found it.

Nah, my clock is on the mantlepiece.

Saying that I could call it my clock...it's usually got 2 hands and face on it.

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