WILF 46,811 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 I normally do precisely f**k all, but this year I had a touch because I bought myself some aftershave the other day and they gave me a free gift wrapped box of chocolates which I promptly handed over to the old woman saying "don't say I never get you anything !!" So in my book, she's had it right off ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dazbrowne 13 343 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Got mine f**k all as usual she has me that's enough Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,905 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 get a job on the doors ray,,you will pick somthing up,,,lol.....old fella i work with ,well oder than me, ,hes 65 ,,looks a bit like you ray,,tuff old b*****d he is,,lost his wife last summer,,,hes just started seeing this devorsed 40 somthing woman,,,tell you shes very fit good looking woman... i be careful what i write here lol make sure my wife gone out lol , but last week a woman prob about in her 40s slim and not bad looking , was walkin down this path in the wood i use, she got had young collie with her. the path was very muddy and the gate that goes across it , had fell at a angle across the path, she couldn't move the gate. so i went up thinking be careful old lad in my mind, me backs fooked as it is lol. well god knows how but i lifted the gate out of the mud, which had been stuck fast, i dragged it to the side of the edge . she said thank very much, you must be strong as that was heavy , i thought yeh strong in the arm weak in the head haha i told her my age she said bloody hell , i thought you was mid 50s , i said prob messing about with lurchers and that bloody big lump Buck over there kept me quite fit. she got a partner and a lad 14 , she give big nice smile patted my shoulder , nothing happened but nice see a good looking smile , as norm they never give you the time of the day, well me then . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 get a job on the doors ray,,you will pick somthing up,,,lol.....old fella i work with ,well oder than me, ,hes 65 ,,looks a bit like you ray,,tuff old b*****d he is,,lost his wife last summer,,,hes just started seeing this devorsed 40 somthing woman,,,tell you shes very fit good looking woman... i be careful what i write here lol make sure my wife gone out lol , but last week a woman prob about in her 40s slim and not bad looking , was walkin down this path in the wood i use, she got had young collie with her. the path was very muddy and the gate that goes across it , had fell at a angle across the path, she couldn't move the gate. so i went up thinking be careful old lad in my mind, me backs fooked as it is lol. well god knows how but i lifted the gate out of the mud, which had been stuck fast, i dragged it to the side of the edge . she said thank very much, you must be strong as that was heavy , i thought yeh strong in the arm weak in the head haha i told her my age she said bloody hell , i thought you was mid 50s , i said prob messing about with lurchers and that bloody big lump Buck over there kept me quite fit. she got a partner and a lad 14 , she give big nice smile patted my shoulder , nothing happened but nice see a good looking smile , as norm they never give you the time of the day, well me then . Tha shud have rattled her ovaries...... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 she be pleased with this. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 My missus uses it an excuse to buy some stuff that she wants....a pepper grinder and an expensive pot for tea bags I gave her a card in return...she's getting a cocker pup which is probably going to be very expensive so she should be happy with that lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,905 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 get a job on the doors ray,,you will pick somthing up,,,lol.....old fella i work with ,well oder than me, ,hes 65 ,,looks a bit like you ray,,tuff old b*****d he is,,lost his wife last summer,,,hes just started seeing this devorsed 40 somthing woman,,,tell you shes very fit good looking woman...i be careful what i write here lol make sure my wife gone out lol , but last week a woman prob about in her 40s slim and not bad looking , was walkin down this path in the wood i use, she got had young collie with her. the path was very muddy and the gate that goes across it , had fell at a angle across the path, she couldn't move the gate. so i went up thinking be careful old lad in my mind, me backs fooked as it is lol. well god knows how but i lifted the gate out of the mud, which had been stuck fast, i dragged it to the side of the edge . she said thank very much, you must be strong as that was heavy , i thought yeh strong in the arm weak in the head haha i told her my age she said bloody hell , i thought you was mid 50s , i said prob messing about with lurchers and that bloody big lump Buck over there kept me quite fit. she got a partner and a lad 14 , she give big nice smile patted my shoulder , nothing happened but nice see a good looking smile , as norm they never give you the time of the day, well me then . Tha shud have rattled her ovaries...... haha it did cross me mind lol, but you never know what around the corner as they say , Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 she be pleased with this. Thats reminded me when I had a husband the tight git used to buy me a quid meat tin for the turkey at christmas & I used to have to pretend to be over the moon with it... then I dropped the turkey as I got it out the stove so I made sure his leg had plenty of dog hair on it 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,793 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Im on nights atm so I left her a nice card on her pillow when I went out. When I came home this morning Ive got 2 heart shaped shortcake biscuits for breakfast Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,793 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 get a job on the doors ray,,you will pick somthing up,,,lol.....old fella i work with ,well oder than me, ,hes 65 ,,looks a bit like you ray,,tuff old b*****d he is,,lost his wife last summer,,,hes just started seeing this devorsed 40 somthing woman,,,tell you shes very fit good looking woman... i be careful what i write here lol make sure my wife gone out lol , but last week a woman prob about in her 40s slim and not bad looking , was walkin down this path in the wood i use, she got had young collie with her. the path was very muddy and the gate that goes across it , had fell at a angle across the path, she couldn't move the gate. so i went up thinking be careful old lad in my mind, me backs fooked as it is lol. well god knows how but i lifted the gate out of the mud, which had been stuck fast, i dragged it to the side of the edge . she said thank very much, you must be strong as that was heavy , i thought yeh strong in the arm weak in the head haha i told her my age she said bloody hell , i thought you was mid 50s , i said prob messing about with lurchers and that bloody big lump Buck over there kept me quite fit. she got a partner and a lad 14 , she give big nice smile patted my shoulder , nothing happened but nice see a good looking smile , as norm they never give you the time of the day, well me then . Tha shud have rattled her ovaries...... haha it did cross me mind lol, but you never know what around the corner as they say , Kinell Ray, all that from a smile lol, go and knock one out ffs Cheers, D. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 get a job on the doors ray,,you will pick somthing up,,,lol.....old fella i work with ,well oder than me, ,hes 65 ,,looks a bit like you ray,,tuff old b*****d he is,,lost his wife last summer,,,hes just started seeing this devorsed 40 somthing woman,,,tell you shes very fit good looking woman...i be careful what i write here lol make sure my wife gone out lol , but last week a woman prob about in her 40s slim and not bad looking , was walkin down this path in the wood i use, she got had young collie with her. the path was very muddy and the gate that goes across it , had fell at a angle across the path, she couldn't move the gate. so i went up thinking be careful old lad in my mind, me backs fooked as it is lol. well god knows how but i lifted the gate out of the mud, which had been stuck fast, i dragged it to the side of the edge . she said thank very much, you must be strong as that was heavy , i thought yeh strong in the arm weak in the head haha i told her my age she said bloody hell , i thought you was mid 50s , i said prob messing about with lurchers and that bloody big lump Buck over there kept me quite fit. she got a partner and a lad 14 , she give big nice smile patted my shoulder , nothing happened but nice see a good looking smile , as norm they never give you the time of the day, well me then . Tha shud have rattled her ovaries...... haha it did cross me mind lol, but you never know what around the corner as they say , Probably a pair of doggers..... ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 5,270 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Sent mine a text this morning to remind her to put the bins out. Signed off with a ❤️ Who says romance is dead! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,905 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 get a job on the doors ray,,you will pick somthing up,,,lol.....old fella i work with ,well oder than me, ,hes 65 ,,looks a bit like you ray,,tuff old b*****d he is,,lost his wife last summer,,,hes just started seeing this devorsed 40 somthing woman,,,tell you shes very fit good looking woman...i be careful what i write here lol make sure my wife gone out lol , but last week a woman prob about in her 40s slim and not bad looking , was walkin down this path in the wood i use, she got had young collie with her. the path was very muddy and the gate that goes across it , had fell at a angle across the path, she couldn't move the gate. so i went up thinking be careful old lad in my mind, me backs fooked as it is lol. well god knows how but i lifted the gate out of the mud, which had been stuck fast, i dragged it to the side of the edge . she said thank very much, you must be strong as that was heavy , i thought yeh strong in the arm weak in the head haha i told her my age she said bloody hell , i thought you was mid 50s , i said prob messing about with lurchers and that bloody big lump Buck over there kept me quite fit. she got a partner and a lad 14 , she give big nice smile patted my shoulder , nothing happened but nice see a good looking smile , as norm they never give you the time of the day, well me then . Tha shud have rattled her ovaries...... haha it did cross me mind lol, but you never know what around the corner as they say , Kinell Ray, all that from a smile lol, go and knock one out ffs Cheers, D. bloody hell dave lol , dont worry she in my little love book 1st page 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,793 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Rays Wank Bank lol Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 i just got in there from work,sez to the wife right ime off down pub..get your coat on.ooh she sez am i going.i sez no ime turning the heating off while ime gone. 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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