Thinking About Having A Kebab, Think Again.

[bob.243 9,195]

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[CushtyJook 1,097]

Won't stop me eating one

[tank34 2,426]

I stay away from takeaways dirty c**ts

[pesky1972 5,382]

Anyone who'd eat that compacted dog shit off the big skewer deserves everything they get.

Takeaway local to me does a nice chicken or lamb kebabs.., proper meat not that doner crap. Place is run by tallies and is spotless too.

[Qbgrey 4,172]

i wont touch em either.rancid fatty shite

[Waz 4,274]

been swerving them when I read news reports about a lot of cases of food poisoning in the one area, they tested the upchuck of the victims & the bug they all tested positive for was something found in human faeces, they investigated and they all had kebabs from the same place, it got raided and sure enough human excrement found in the kebabs. Jihadists apparently.

 

Sounds far fetched?

 

Trip advisor!

Edited February 5, 2017 by Waz

[king 11,984]

You see the food rating sticker stuck to the windows on take way places.

Upto a 5 star rating.

You see some 2 star rating takeaway.

Fecking stinking proper piss head food lol.

I wouldn't feed it to the dogs.

You won't beat a good fried egg sandwich in my eyes.lol.

[forest of dean redneck 11,781]

Everyone knows the chilli sauce counteracts any germs.

[bob.243 9,195]

  On 05/02/2017 at 13:40, W. Katchum said:

Feet prob cleaner than his arse wiping hands...

[Jonjon79 13,358]

I do like a nice donna kebab but, you have to chose where you get it from

 

There's a turkish kebab house round here that's absolutely spot on.

 

I watched a program once where some celebrity chef was saying that the meat on a big donna skewer is actually pretty good. He said that it wouldn't stay on the spit if it was riddled with eyeballs and ear 'oles.

[The one 8,522]

They taste better after a couple of pints anyway and in that state who cares what there eating

[CushtyJook 1,097]

My local man is in a mobile trailer from turkey let's me in the trailer with him if it's raining

[Waz 4,274]

  On 05/02/2017 at 14:32, CushtyJook said:

My local man is in a mobile trailer from turkey let's me in the trailer with him if it's raining

not instilling confidence..

[Waz 4,274]

  On 05/02/2017 at 14:28, The one said:

They taste better after a couple of pints anyway and in that state who cares what there eating

same with some women, a few pints & who cares what your eating

[twobob 1,497]

  On 05/02/2017 at 13:34, pesky1972 said:

Anyone who'd eat that compacted dog shit off the big skewer deserves everything they get.

Takeaway local to me does a nice chicken or lamb kebabs.., proper meat not that doner crap. Place is run by tallies and is spotless too.

have you checked their toe nails for jam