Lab 10,979 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 I guess most people wouldn't know how to dispatch it, not 100% sure what I'd do myself unless I had a gun, I've never dispatched anything bigger than a bird. How did you do it? He starting telling it about his army career and it jumped infront of another car. 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,274 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 He gave it a look at his war face Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,720 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 I guess most people wouldn't know how to dispatch it, not 100% sure what I'd do myself unless I had a gun, I've never dispatched anything bigger than a bird. How did you do it? He starting telling it about his army career and it jumped infront of another car. Maybe he asked if it wanted to watch worlds strongest man on tv ? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Be careful never to drive 1 or 2 cars in front of socks as you will almost certainly hit a deer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,454 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 She died from a blunt trauma to the cranium ...... Right hook, or an uppercut? Roundhouse to the back of the head ...... I was only joking when i said he kicked the f**k out of it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted January 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 I guess most people wouldn't know how to dispatch it, not 100% sure what I'd do myself unless I had a gun, I've never dispatched anything bigger than a bird. How did you do it? He starting telling it about his army career and it jumped infront of another car. I gave it a sniff of cider and it fell around like a fool and knocked itself out ....... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Be careful never to drive 1 or 2 cars in front of socks as you will almost certainly hit a deer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TAXI DRIVER 549 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 It looks to me like the poor munty only had a touch of cramp in it`s leg.FFS pumbled to death...................lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 I guess most people wouldn't know how to dispatch it, not 100% sure what I'd do myself unless I had a gun, I've never dispatched anything bigger than a bird. How did you do it? He starting telling it about his army career and it jumped infront of another car.I gave it a sniff of cider and it fell around like a fool and knocked itself out ....... ?.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,436 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Poor thing was just having a wee rest by the side of the road when this dwarf comes running up out of nowhere and kicks it to death while screaming something about putting it out of it's misery 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,264 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,274 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 He had nothing at hand to end its suffering, nothing else for it 'cept to strangle the poor beast with his chaps. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryaldinhio 4,738 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 She died from a blunt trauma to the cranium ......Seems to take an age to wind that car jack down to a decent lump instead of a big triangle/square doesnt it! See my venison and leek pie thread on living off land and game cookin - cooking on the wild side bit. Bloody lovely. Even better next day cold in snap box. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 He hit it over the head with a pack of ginger snaps. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,507 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Three quarters of the population wouldn't know what to do if it doesn't come with microwave instructions 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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