peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 (edited) "If you let my whippet go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." Fixed that for you pal. Edited January 23, 2017 by peterhunter86 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 4,416 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 (edited) I'll shove that bat up your arse and turn you into a popsicle. Never get out of the Boat, absolutely goddam right unless you were going all of the way. https://youtu.be/_4dFDBYWuTc Edited January 23, 2017 by FLATTOP Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Put the bunnie back in the box. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,252 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 wheres your tool Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,095 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 wheres your tool What f***ing tool Lol good film Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,252 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 put your mouth on the kerb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,136 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Like a dwarf at a urinal I needed to be on my toes Like a dwarf at a BBQ the steaks were too high Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,136 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Like a blind man at an orgy I was going to have to feel things out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,252 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 (edited) https://youtu.be/S3yon2GyoiM?t=5m44s Edited January 23, 2017 by Waz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 " your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,712 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 "You still here!!??......I thought I told you to go f**k your mother ?!!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryaldinhio 4,519 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 I had sex last night.....with a girl! Holy shit, what you do, kill a cheetah?! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,712 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 "I'm not going to call him dad!!!....not even if there's a fire !!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Harold , " the yanks love snobbery , they really think they've arrived in England if the upper class treat em like shite".. Harold .." the mafia , I've shitem " .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryaldinhio 4,519 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 "I'm not going to call him dad!!!....not even if there's a fire !!" Step brothers....what a film. The clown has no penis Its ok even though its not production quality Its like a porn time machine Im guna put my nut sack on your drum set Look at all the extra space for activities No using power tools! Its my tooth brush. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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