oz0707 65 Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 any way socks,,all you got to do is ask your mate,,,,,,markbrick,,,, after all he told me how he built the versace hotel in surfers paradice australia Drove past it 2 weeks ago (good fish n chips next door). Tell him it looks shit the render is cracking along the blockwork. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 im a jack of all trades but a master of none lol i can do anything it just depends what standards your after lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Peter Leemooch 160 Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 I drive a hgv so if you need owt materials dropped off am your man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,089 Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Ill clear the rooms for you socks ....high right low left Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,229 Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Ill clear the rooms for you socks ....high right low left You couldn't clear your windscreen you utter buffoon ! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AXUM 255 Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 I could help with blessing the house or keeping demons out from new house. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Barbarian1990 220 Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 I'll be health and safety man, I know nothing about it I'm just a c**t nobody likes. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyg 1,862 Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 High end decorating and specialist wallpaper finishes..... Oh and toshing it in with an 18" purdy roller or airless sprayer, just need someone to hit the walls with a belt sander and dynamite to get rid of the snotters! Matt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Billybigfish 57 Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 No problem, build a timber frame house or cabin, with custom furniture easy peasy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Navek Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Can do tileing plumbing and joinery Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 dont forget one of the portable site toilets for cushty, why, he wouldnt use it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 I'll be health and safety man, I know nothing about it I'm just a c**t nobody likes. Put that goddamn cup of tea down immediately!!!!! Don't you know about burning risks? Sugar could be a deadly chemical that requires a COSHH sheet, tea and coffee both contain caffeine so they need the same, milk might cause food poisoning so the same Make sure you are holding the handrail with both hands while wearing kevlar and a helmet if going up or down stairs, I think we need crash mats at the bottom of those stairs as well. Anyone working over 6 inches above the ground must wear a harness and have 6 other men present just in case of accident! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Barbarian1990 220 Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 I'll be health and safety man, I know nothing about it I'm just a c**t nobody likes. Put that goddamn cup of tea down immediately!!!!! Don't you know about burning risks? Sugar could be a deadly chemical that requires a COSHH sheet, tea and coffee both contain caffeine so they need the same, milk might cause food poisoning so the same Make sure you are holding the handrail with both hands while wearing kevlar and a helmet if going up or down stairs, I think we need crash mats at the bottom of those stairs as well. Anyone working over 6 inches above the ground must wear a harness and have 6 other men present just in case of accident! Looks like we've got somebody more qualified then me ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tyla 3,179 Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 All aspects Carpentry and joinery 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David.evans 5,323 Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 Build away boys And when it failies all building regs , I'll,come and knock it down , or blow it up , lol That's what I do , Demolition Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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