j j m 6,539 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 bucket of water usually does the trick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 the best bit of advice i can give you is DON'T WATCH THE BIRTH. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,832 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 the best bit of advice i can give you is DON'T WATCH THE BIRTH. Like watching your favourite pub burn down 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,091 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 (edited) Found out today I'm having a girl ? All of a sudden, sheer panic overcome me about future boyfriends. With this being my first child I'm just looking for tips on keeping the boys away haha. congrats mate,girls are great.if you fetch her up right she ll spot a wrongun.try not to scare em,just make em understand how its going to be,ie.respect,sensible driving,etc. Edited January 16, 2017 by Qbgrey 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terryd 8,423 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Just go with the flow you won't stop nothing but good luck in your efforts 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Just take them to one side and show them your digging spade and make sure they are very aware that it's the one you'll be burying them with. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 the best bit of advice i can give you is DON'T WATCH THE BIRTH. Like watching your favourite pub burn down it's much,much worse than that.11 years later and i still can't get it out my head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ollieollie 766 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 the best bit of advice i can give you is DON'T WATCH THE BIRTH. Like watching your favourite pub burn down I made that mistake, a picture i'll never be able to get out my head Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 the best bit of advice i can give you is DON'T WATCH THE BIRTH. Like watching your favourite pub burn down I made that mistake, a picture i'll never be able to get out my head Most amazing thing you could ever see ... the life you created being brought into the world ... how could you not be amazed awe inspired and completely overwhelmed with joy ......... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 i have 3 daughters, eldest only 6, so have a little while to dream up a plan. my mental scenario has me gutting a deer in the front garden as the boyfriend arrives, and as he approaches i stare him in the eyes and with a single THUNK!!! of the meat cleaver i sever the deers head, still staring at him without saying a word 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Found out today I'm having a girl All of a sudden, sheer panic overcome me about future boyfriends. With this being my first child I'm just looking for tips on keeping the boys away haha. The first time he visits be sitting at the dinner table in your pants with splashes of deer blood all over you with your guns all lined up sharpening your knives ... when he stutters an hello just look up and ask ... do you like to kill things boy ... I do ...... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollands hope 1,024 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 With a boy you only have 1 dick to worry about! Congratulations pal! I was very close to my ex father in law....Me and him we're both gutted when I split up with his whore of a daughter. Just concentrate on bringing a girl up with a head on her shoulders....Be the dad she can talk to not one she hides things from. Sound advice . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,440 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Found out today I'm having a girl All of a sudden, sheer panic overcome me about future boyfriends. With this being my first child I'm just looking for tips on keeping the boys away haha. don't try mate,the harder you push the more they will push back, just have an adult relationship and treat them as friends not kids, lastly remember yourself as a 16yr old lad and the lengths you would go to for the charms of a young lady, then you can outsmart the little feckers when they start circling, because a standing dick has no conscience, 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 the best bit of advice i can give you is DON'T WATCH THE BIRTH. Like watching your favourite pub burn down I made that mistake, a picture i'll never be able to get out my headMost amazing thing you could ever see ... the life you created being brought into the world ... how could you not be amazed awe inspired and completely overwhelmed with joy ......... Are you taking the piss? I hope not because I agree with you. Maybe i'm soft? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 the best bit of advice i can give you is DON'T WATCH THE BIRTH.Like watching your favourite pub burn downI made that mistake, a picture i'll never be able to get out my headMost amazing thing you could ever see ... the life you created being brought into the world ... how could you not be amazed awe inspired and completely overwhelmed with joy ......... Are you taking the piss? I hope not because I agree with you. Maybe i'm soft? I mean every word of that ... truly amazing ...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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