Popular Post beast 1,884 Posted January 14, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 i run a scaffolding firm. just got back to the office to find my wife in a right state, panting like a whipped horse thigh length boots chucked across the office and muck everywhere, up the walls on the fecking ceiling. and wearing a fecking darth vader mask!!?? she kept mumbling " so small, never seen such a tiddler" when i asked her who did it she said "how can i tell in 5 seconds" any ideas how i can find out who has done this? 20 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil82 1,087 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 is the guy who lives under a fungus in spain over here on holiday???????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 It's a tricky one...did he make amazing breakfasts? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AXUM 255 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 lmao maybe sex with spirits lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,130 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 Did she say it was just like a cock only smaller?? If so it could be ......... atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,282 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 lmao maybe sex with spirits lol Spirits have gotten me some good sex in the past, J.D., cognac, bacardi etc 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,887 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 lmao maybe sex with spirits lol Spirits have gotten me some good sex in the past, J.D., cognac, bacardi etc Vodka Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted January 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 there are a couple of lkiely lads who might be suspects, but they are gay. two years she has been giving them the eye and flirting outrageously but all she gets is "hello" so i am sure the lads are a couple. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 If it's the same boys I'm thinking of you'll catch them out with a wig on and a pair of waders. Seemingly they are into that look....atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,535 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 has she cleaned the muck up yet? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,887 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 Can't be green lurchers he would left the boots on,pmsl. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,535 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 check your fridge ,bet your bacon,eggs,kidneys ,are missing! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,601 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 small feet little di,k Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 check your fridge ,bet your bacon,eggs,kidneys ,are missing! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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