jiggy 3,209 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 If there's anyone on here that runs a scaffold company and their wife wears knee boots,then there is 2 lads getting sacked or the fcuk kicked out of them tomorrow.??? 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,661 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Seen as you put pics of your scran up,how about pic of the lady in question so we can judge for ourselves lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogFox123 1,379 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 shes 50 soon and got plenty going for her, shes a sort , shes minted , she does the wages,got huge tits , best of all she wears over the knee boots most days , me n me mate at work rekon shes dying for the length off one of us , shes been saying hello to us for a few years now which we rekon is a big come on ,, so whats our next move ? so far all we can think of to break the ice is to A send her a dildo for birthday or B cut a few gloryholes in the office wall and give her a whistle , so wez asking would you do to break the ice ?bearing in mind niether of us want to loose our job She don't live in Doncaster by any chance???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,826 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 (edited) Walk in n say, is that my phone wringing or is it just your knickers? Edited January 12, 2017 by Lenmcharristar 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,217 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 (edited) If shes as gorgeous as you say and your asking what to do next after 2 years of not even getting past the " hello " stage then my guess is shes probably out of your league and will just laugh at you Edited January 12, 2017 by gnasher16 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,254 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 There's some right charmers in here......amazing really that there are any free birds left in the world ! Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,719 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 say any chance of a ridebit of a dodgy word that chance could lead to no fkn chance , after something a bit tactful What could be more tactful than sending her a dildo ? lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,719 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 (edited) hate these wife chasers,plenty of meat elsewhere.i had a row with a dinlo labourer once,and he came out with the ole chestnut "your mum did nt mind it last night" i replied "wondered who that was that dug her up. wo up there , her ol man is banging a bit of fluff up the road , so to all you fannies that proclaim omg dont do that sort of thing to married women ,,, get fkd you live by it you die by it , shes hanging out for a bit of sausage , its do or be dood in this life shes fair game and shes getting banged lol moved on a bit today shes asked for my mobile number ,,, wants to send me details of a gin bash up picadilly lol shes a bitch on heat and shes getting the legnth lol Edited January 12, 2017 by green lurchers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dazbrowne 13 366 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Now I wanna see some pics or a little vid get her nailed do a good job pay rise as well two birds one stone 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,719 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 If shes as gorgeous as you say and your asking what to do next after 2 years of not even getting past the " hello " stage then my guess is shes probably out of your league and will just laugh at you gnash ive hung out the back of better bits of fluff than her , its the tits thing coupled with the boots , if she was singlle prob loose appeal but 3/4 legnth boots is a tipping point lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,719 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 (edited) hate these wife chasers,plenty of meat elsewhere.i had a row with a dinlo labourer once,and he came out with the ole chestnut "your mum did nt mind it last night" i replied "wondered who that was that dug her up. wo up there , her ol man is banging a bit of fluff up the road , so to all you fannies that proclaim omg dont do that sort of thing to married women ,,, get fkd you live by it you die by it , shes hanging out for a bit of sausage , its do or be dood in this life shes fair game and shes getting banged lol moved on a bit today shes asked for my mobile number ,,, wants to send me details odf a gin bash up picadilly lol shes a bitch on heat and shes getting the legnth lol Once ye manned up haha lol theres 36 men on our firm all want to slip it and one will by the years out Edited January 12, 2017 by green lurchers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 462 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Next time you see her tell her you've been bit on the bell end by a poisonous snake And if the venom isn't sucked out in the next 5 minutes you will die If she says it's been nice knowing you go back to the hand manuals in the tardis and forget her 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,719 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 If there's anyone on here that runs a scaffold company and their wife wears knee boots,then there is 2 lads getting sacked or the fcuk kicked out of them tomorrow. no one is getting the fk kicked out of no one , but some 50 yr old doris with knee boots might get the granny belted out of it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Mushroom will be on later to tell you to just rape her. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,719 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Mushroom will be on later to tell you to just rape her. no rohypnol lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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