AXUM 255 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Only thing god got to do with it is if you doing it right and she screaming out his name. Centuries ago they would hang you for saying this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,086 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 centuries ago everyone went to work on donkeys too.do you still ride a donkey axum.? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AXUM 255 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 centuries ago everyone went to work on donkeys too.do you still ride a donkey axum.?i did in africa in 90s 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulnix 426 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Only thing god got to do with it is if you doing it right and she screaming out his name. Centuries ago they would hang you for saying this. No they wouldn't, I wasn't about centuries ago. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,613 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 id be alright ,she just tuts and says "is that it?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,613 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 I lie ,she did say "oh my god " once ,then "whats that smell?" should have washed it first! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,584 Posted January 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 From the bible But because of immoralities, each man is to have his own wife, and each woman is to have her own husband. couldnt agree more Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,727 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 centuries ago everyone went to work on donkeys too.do you still ride a donkey axum.?i did in africa in 90sdid you sup it up? Few go faster stripes? Or a line of speed on its carrot? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,983 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Can't you both just tag team her ? Ask her if she wants a 3's up then anhialate the old bag lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,727 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 To make her moan after sex, wipe your schlong on her clothes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Chance are you will slip the fart trappers off it. And it will look like 4 pouches of old Holborn spread out. Remove the piss pad. And it will look like it's been hit with a blunt axe. Speakin from experience king? Haha I hope not I'm only 41 lol.The wife's 33. Any pics? Your missus, not you Cheers, D. I've plenty mate lol.None for these dirty perverts though. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 her old man owns you, you ask for a wage rise he says no he tells his mrs to show a bit more cleavage and you drooling sods forget about the money and run round doing more ,sorry to dissapoint jon i bring work to the firm he does well from me i do well from him he, leaves me to earn money and dont question me , hes ol lady is going over , now armed with all the feedback i go see the boys an make a plan , never heard so much bolax over the 3in furry pie lol lolwhen u eatin your dinner threw a straw,your see all the fuss over a furry onelol yer right i got to stop this way of thinking from now on i will be true and honest ,i,m not cheating its wrong , even iff she jumps me in the office downstairs , even if shes got the vader mask on , and even if shes got her tits out and the 3/4 suede boots on , il turn to her a say noooooooo , this is not the way way forward I got to ask isn't wanting to fxxk someone in a darth vader mask gay wasn't he a very big man in a big helmet?ive been wondering why they want her to have a darth Vader mask on to lol bit weird like lolShe's probably got an head like a disapointed horse. And teeth like a 40lb squirrel. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,252 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Star wars porn Luke skywanker Wank solo Mingebacca Cp peehole R2 deephole Obie wank kinobie jabba the slut? Arse Vader ! StarFish Wars Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Chance are you will slip the fart trappers off it. And it will look like 4 pouches of old Holborn spread out. Remove the piss pad. And it will look like it's been hit with a blunt axe. Speakin from experience king? HahaI hope not I'm only 41 lol.The wife's 33. Any pics? Your missus, not you Cheers, D. I've plenty mate lol.None for these dirty perverts though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Do you want to buy some?????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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