BGD 6,436 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 I've swum it, piece of piss f**k me is there anything you havent done lolA woman haha It's true :cray: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,136 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 My mate swam it for the crack , no attempt , nomtiming, just fancied it trained and thrashed it out 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 Swam the Mersey a couple of times. Never fancied the Channel, though i've swam the 22 miles a good few times. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,968 Posted January 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 whats the mersey like ?strong currents? ive done the river lea in hertford ,only the width ,not the length!Was still touch and go at times ,i could barely touch the bottom in places! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,209 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 whats the mersey like ?strong currents? ive done the river lea in hertford ,only the width ,not the length!Was still touch and go at times ,i could barely touch the bottom in places! You'd come out the Mersey looking you'd been dipped in radioactive shit... brown in the light and fuucking glowing in the dark. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,258 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 whats the mersey like ?strong currents? ive done the river lea in hertford ,only the width ,not the length!Was still touch and go at times ,i could barely touch the bottom in places! The lea ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,968 Posted January 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 yeah! flows quite fast in places! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,258 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 Ask dexter about the time i hooked into a good barbel and he fell in ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,968 Posted January 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 will do! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,258 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 Was touch and go for a bit , just aswell hes a big softy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogFox123 1,379 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 I heard dogfox swims it twice a day on his way to and from jogging up Everest before breakfast I heard ya mother tried drowning you there at birth but you was that fat and ugly you was saved by a Seal sanctuary.... ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
General lee 979 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 I heard dogfox swims it twice a day on his way to and from jogging up Everest before breakfast I heard ya mother tried drowning you there at birth but you was that fat and ugly you was saved by a Seal sanctuary.... That seal sanctuary is the only place I will ever call home Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogFox123 1,379 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 I heard dogfox swims it twice a day on his way to and from jogging up Everest before breakfastI heard ya mother tried drowning you there at birth but you was that fat and ugly you was saved by a Seal sanctuary.... That seal sanctuary is the only place I will ever call home I'll bring you some sardines if ya like. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 Can you do that thing playing tunes on car horns? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
General lee 979 Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 I heard dogfox swims it twice a day on his way to and from jogging up Everest before breakfastI heard ya mother tried drowning you there at birth but you was that fat and ugly you was saved by a Seal sanctuary.... That seal sanctuary is the only place I will ever call home I'll bring you some sardines if ya like. Mmmmmm sardines Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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