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NASA Will Pay You 18000 USD To Stay In Bed And Smoke Weed For 70 Straight Days

 

December 28, 2016 David Vanallen

We all get lazy from time to time and just want to quit everything, crawl back to bed under a layer of blankets and live there until we feel better. We might feel a bit guilty but a relaxing day in bed sounds awesome. Even though its a luxury which few of us can afford, at least we can all fantasize about it.

 

If youre one of those who are in desperate need of some peace and relaxation, NASA might offer you the perfect opportunity to do so and get payed on top of it. But it may involve a bit more relaxation than youre prepared for.

 

NASA has put out an ad looking for people whore willing to take part in their Rest Studies a study which will require participant to spend 70 straight days in bed, relaxing and smoking different types of cannabis, for which they will receive a salary of 18.000 USD. During the relaxation period participants are allowed to read books, play games, Skype and smoke weed. They can do whatever they want as long as it involves staying in bed, week after week, earning a cool 1200 USD per week.[​IMG]

 

So what is the exact purpose of these studies?

 

These studies have the purpose of figuring out the best way to preserve astronauts health and safety during periods of prolonged space travel. Complete rest and relaxation is the best way to stimulate zero gravity in space because zero gravity actually means zero weight or strain on your muscle. Additionally, they wanted to see how marijuana will affect the body in such an environment.

The Rest Study is a very convenient way to examine the changes our body endures during space travel.

 

This study is designed to achieve three core tasks:

 

Examining how the astronauts changing physiology in space could affect the process of certain missions.

Examining if the astronauts physiological state could affect their ability to perform in particular tasks.

Preparing countermeasures to combat any impairment that these physiological conditions may impose.

The studys participants were divided into two groups: exercising and non-exercising.

 

The exercising group will have to exercise (on a specially designed equipment to maintain the laying down position and smoke cannabis), while the non-exercising group will just have to lie down and relax completely.

 

The entire study will last somewhere between 97 and 105, depending on whether youre in the exercising or non-exercising group.

 

Once the study begins, during the initial 13 days (non-exercising subjects) and 21 days (exercising subjects) you can move around the bed rest area freely, in and out of bed. But once this period ends, for the next 70 days youll be forbidden from leaving your bed. For 70 days youll have to lie down, with your feet up, kick back and enjoy! Youll get out of bed only for a few tests and nothing more. 70 days of complete lazing.

 

During the study, NASA will have to conduct bone, muscle and heart tests, as well as tests of your circulatory and nervous systems, your nutritional condition, and your bodys immunity system.

 

But is it worth it?

 

You may not think so at first, but spending two whole months in bed can be really excruciating. At some point you may feel like you cant take it anymore but at least you can rest assured that your efforts will help in the advancement of human space travel.

 

This will probably be your only opportunity to say that youve actually helped send the first astronauts to Mars by just being your lazy self and doing nothing in particular but lying flat on your http://mysteriousearth.net/2016/12/24/nasa-will-pay-you-18000-usd-to-stay-in-bed-and-smoke-weed-for-70-straight-days/

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  On 02/01/2017 at 23:21, arcticgun said:

two week in bed smoking gov grown/confiscated top notch weed watching movies listening to music playing poker n reading etc:

f**k me,where did you pick up,them bad habits arctic,hendon?Willie nelson is hiring,give him a bell

 

http://www.thecannabist.co/2016/06/20/willie-nelson-weed-hiring/56231/

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If it's to simulate the same conditions as astronauts flying to mars i can understand the bed bit but does that mean the astronauts driving the spaceship to mars are smoking weed all day everyday while making some of the greatest decisions on the future of mankind. Ha ha I'm signing up to be an astronaut it would be much more fun driving a rocket through space stoned out of your brain than lieing in bed all day.

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  On 03/01/2017 at 09:39, stealthy1 said:

I'll bet some one will pay them some serious money for the results of the tests.

Correct,california recently voted yes for full legalisation,its huge business Pot.inc,only a matter of time before its full legalisation across the country,even the bible belt states eventually,if you have a little time look at the youtube clip,see what big business is investing in it,total tissue culture from beginning,seeds are yesterday,some facilities every single plant is barcode tagged from beginning to end its so scientific.

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