jukel123 8,576 Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 True story......... One of my nieces (16 or 17 at the time) was upstairs, getting ready for a night out with her latest beau. There's a knock at the correct and she calls down to my brother in law - "Dad, can you get that for me, I won't be a minute."in in So, he dutifully goes to the door, opens it and sees a young black lad on the doorstep. Without missing a heartbeat, he says "You can f*** off, for a start !", and swings the door shut in his face ! Yes ! Too notch ! Well done that man. My brother in law is a 6ft 1, 19 stone, ex - prison officer ! I can only assume that the young lad took it personally, because he never came back..... . What an ignorant fecker.Feel for the lad.His stupidity would infuriate the girl and make her keener on the lad.So an own goal by the cretin. Far from it........She never saw the lad again ! She had (and still has) this quaint, out-dated idea that she should do as her dad tells her. For what it's worth,I think she should make up her own mind who she dates and not be guided by some retro Alf Garnett. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 True story......... One of my nieces (16 or 17 at the time) was upstairs, getting ready for a night out with her latest beau. There's a knock at the correct and she calls down to my brother in law - "Dad, can you get that for me, I won't be a minute."in in So, he dutifully goes to the door, opens it and sees a young black lad on the doorstep. Without missing a heartbeat, he says "You can f*** off, for a start !", and swings the door shut in his face ! Yes ! Too notch ! Well done that man. My brother in law is a 6ft 1, 19 stone, ex - prison officer ! I can only assume that the young lad took it personally, because he never came back..... . What an ignorant fecker.Feel for the lad.His stupidity would infuriate the girl and make her keener on the lad.So an own goal by the cretin. Far from it........She never saw the lad again ! She had (and still has) this quaint, out-dated idea that she should do as her dad tells her. For what it's worth,I think she should make up her own mind who she dates and not be guided by some retro Alf Garnett. My mum used to tell me the same thing he told his daughters - "While you live in my house, you live by my rules. If you don't like it, don't slam the door on your way out !" My kids and stepkids were told the same - everybody knows where they stand...... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 True story......... One of my nieces (16 or 17 at the time) was upstairs, getting ready for a night out with her latest beau. There's a knock at the correct and she calls down to my brother in law - "Dad, can you get that for me, I won't be a minute."in in So, he dutifully goes to the door, opens it and sees a young black lad on the doorstep. Without missing a heartbeat, he says "You can f*** off, for a start !", and swings the door shut in his face ! Yes ! Too notch ! Well done that man. My brother in law is a 6ft 1, 19 stone, ex - prison officer ! I can only assume that the young lad took it personally, because he never came back..... .What an ignorant fecker.Feel for the lad.His stupidity would infuriate the girl and make her keener on the lad.So an own goal by the cretin. Far from it........She never saw the lad again ! She had (and still has) this quaint, out-dated idea that she should do as her dad tells her. For what it's worth,I think she should make up her own mind who she dates and not be guided by some retro Alf Garnett. My mum used to tell me the same thing he told his daughters - "While you live in my house, you live by my rules. If you don't like it, don't slam the door on your way out !" My kids and stepkids were told the same - everybody knows where they stand...... Best kind of parenting Since when should people stand by and let their daughters be turned in to slappers? I'd have done something similar. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryaldinhio 4,738 Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 True story......... One of my nieces (16 or 17 at the time) was upstairs, getting ready for a night out with her latest beau. There's a knock at the correct and she calls down to my brother in law - "Dad, can you get that for me, I won't be a minute."in in So, he dutifully goes to the door, opens it and sees a young black lad on the doorstep. Without missing a heartbeat, he says "You can f*** off, for a start !", and swings the door shut in his face ! Yes ! Too notch ! Well done that man.My brother in law is a 6ft 1, 19 stone, ex - prison officer ! I can only assume that the young lad took it personally, because he never came back......What an ignorant fecker.Feel for the lad.His stupidity would infuriate the girl and make her keener on the lad.So an own goal by the cretin. Far from it........She never saw the lad again ! She had (and still has) this quaint, out-dated idea that she should do as her dad tells her.For what it's worth,I think she should make up her own mind who she dates and not be guided by some retro Alf Garnett.My mum used to tell me the same thing he told his daughters - "While you live in my house, you live by my rules. If you don't like it, don't slam the door on your way out !" My kids and stepkids were told the same - everybody knows where they stand...... Best kind of parenting Since when should people stand by and let their daughters be turned in to slappers? I'd have done something similar. X2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 True story......... One of my nieces (16 or 17 at the time) was upstairs, getting ready for a night out with her latest beau. There's a knock at the correct and she calls down to my brother in law - "Dad, can you get that for me, I won't be a minute." So, he dutifully goes to the door, opens it and sees a young black lad on the doorstep. Without missing a heartbeat, he says "You can f*** off, for a start !", and swings the door shut in his face ! Good man,a mate had the same with his sister. Except it was the spear chucker who was built like a tank and my mate was only about 5'7 and 11 stone,game as they come though. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,819 Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Blackpool rumours tower lounge funny girls just be careful what you pulled in there and sands all good spots and peppermint in Blackburn although the natives in both towns could be a bit hostile Dont know about that, Peppermint Place (formerly the Cavendish Club) was one of my local clubs. Went there on my stag do (1978) got out the minibus outside and we got filled in by a coachload of Scousers who were visiting ffs Cheers, D. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,236 Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Blackpool rumours tower lounge funny girls just be careful what you pulled in there and sands all good spots and peppermint in Blackburn although the natives in both towns could be a bit hostileDont know about that, Peppermint Place (formerly the Cavendish Club) was one of my local clubs. Went there on my stag do (1978) got out the minibus outside and we got filled in by a coachload of Scousers who were visiting ffs Cheers, D. That made me lol ???? Once got into a battle of epic propotions in Monroes in Blackburn for laughing at some Joe Raki doing karate dance moves ??? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Squeamish5 309 Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 (edited) Put the girl in a burkha, quick FFS. True story......... One of my nieces (16 or 17 at the time) was upstairs, getting ready for a night out with her latest beau. There's a knock at the correct and she calls down to my brother in law - "Dad, can you get that for me, I won't be a minute."in in So, he dutifully goes to the door, opens it and sees a young black lad on the doorstep. Without missing a heartbeat, he says "You can f*** off, for a start !", and swings the door shut in his face ! Yes ! Too notch ! Well done that man.My brother in law is a 6ft 1, 19 stone, ex - prison officer ! I can only assume that the young lad took it personally, because he never came back......What an ignorant fecker.Feel for the lad.His stupidity would infuriate the girl and make her keener on the lad.So an own goal by the cretin. Far from it........She never saw the lad again ! She had (and still has) this quaint, out-dated idea that she should do as her dad tells her.For what it's worth,I think she should make up her own mind who she dates and not be guided by some retro Alf Garnett.My mum used to tell me the same thing he told his daughters - "While you live in my house, you live by my rules. If you don't like it, don't slam the door on your way out !" My kids and stepkids were told the same - everybody knows where they stand...... Best kind of parenting Since when should people stand by and let their daughters be turned in to slappers? I'd have done something similar. X2 Put the girl in a burkha quick FFS Edited December 31, 2016 by Squeamish5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,441 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Firstly funny girls is/was a gay bar Secondly... Gnasher know your audience Im of the " gentlemen dont tell " school of thought but suffice to say i got what i wanted in the end and had some damn fun along the way 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,547 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 True story......... One of my nieces (16 or 17 at the time) was upstairs, getting ready for a night out with her latest beau. There's a knock at the correct and she calls down to my brother in law - "Dad, can you get that for me, I won't be a minute."in in So, he dutifully goes to the door, opens it and sees a young black lad on the doorstep. Without missing a heartbeat, he says "You can f*** off, for a start !", and swings the door shut in his face ! Yes ! Too notch ! Well done that man. My brother in law is a 6ft 1, 19 stone, ex - prison officer ! I can only assume that the young lad took it personally, because he never came back..... . What an ignorant fecker.Feel for the lad.His stupidity would infuriate the girl and make her keener on the lad.So an own goal by the cretin. Why?......would you be happy to let a bulldog get f****d by a poodle if you were a bulldog breeder? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,576 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 (edited) True story......... One of my nieces (16 or 17 at the time) was upstairs, getting ready for a night out with her latest beau. There's a knock at the correct and she calls down to my brother in law - "Dad, can you get that for me, I won't be a minute."in in So, he dutifully goes to the door, opens it and sees a young black lad on the doorstep. Without missing a heartbeat, he says "You can f*** off, for a start !", and swings the door shut in his face ! Yes ! Too notch ! Well done that man. My brother in law is a 6ft 1, 19 stone, ex - prison officer ! I can only assume that the young lad took it personally, because he never came back..... .What an ignorant fecker.Feel for the lad.His stupidity would infuriate the girl and make her keener on the lad.So an own goal by the cretin. Why?......would you be happy to let a bulldog get f****d by a poodle if you were a bulldog breeder? Wilf ,behave yourself. The girl was going out with a lad with a touch of the tar brush. As far as we know she wasn't getting f****d at all. Comparisons between different breeds of dogs are pretty whacko in this day and age. I always go with what Martin Luther King said " a person should be judged by the content of their character and not by the colour of their skin". As for 'my way or the highway' parenting, that's bollocks in this day and age. My old fella brought us up that way, he was big on unreasonable rules...... he would lock the door at ten 'o' clock regardless of who was in or out. Result? We all left home before we should have and rarely spoke to him again. Very sad. I'm not saying I was a perfect parent.But I accepted that when my boys got into their teens they came home at all hours, sometimes half pissed or stoned. Sometimes I was aware they'd snuck a girl into their rooms. I pretended I didn't know. The only two things i can remember lecturing about was tobacco smoking and contraception. Result? My kids are still my friends. If they had married a black/yellow or sky blue pink girl I genuinely would not care at all. Colour for me is honestly not an issue. Wilf, I very rarely agree with your posts and presumably you return the compliment so I won't be posting again on this topic. Happy New year and prepare for West Ham to be slaughtered tomorrow night. Edited January 1, 2017 by jukel123 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,547 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Fair enough, I take a different view obviously. My opinion is that we have completely different cultures and I wouldn't want my kids involved with any of that......and more so I don't want my gene pool mixing with their gene pool. It's just my own personal view. I know a couple of lads with black wives, lovely girls and their kids are a credit to them but it just wouldn't be what I want for my family......don't mean I hate any body does it. My gene pool is worth every bit as much as the rearest aboriginal gene pool and why shouldn't it be. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Wilf a lot of your new nieghbors problably think the same if it comes to your kids dating thiers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,797 Posted January 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Wilf a lot of your new nieghbors problably think the same if it comes to your kids dating thiers. surely not Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 (edited) when my youngest cousin was about 16 i opened the front door to find a black lad standing there waiting for her (she lived with us for a bit). it was not because he was black , but because he very insolently looked me up and down, spat on the floor and said "where is she then?" didnt even have the courtesy to say my cousins name, let alone say hello or introduce himself. rude litlle f****r got grabbed by the throat and told not to come back. he never did. i straight away told my cousin and she was shocked by his behaviour and very pleased that i had corrected him Edited January 1, 2017 by beast 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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