mushroom 13,227 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 P.S. I never went home alone from a club unless I wanted to and never paid for drinks Thats some statement to make...........your either bullshitting or you hung about in some grotty backstreet clubs !....im the best looking bloke in East London but i still remember getting knocked back many a time by upmarket office girl sorts......East End boys West End girls was real life not just a song ....as for never buying drinks well......utterly shameful. Have you been to Blackpool?? ???????? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogFox123 1,379 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 P.S. I never went home alone from a club unless I wanted to and never paid for drinks Thats some statement to make...........your either bullshitting or you hung about in some grotty backstreet clubs !....im the best looking bloke in East London but i still remember getting knocked back many a time by upmarket office girl sorts......East End boys West End girls was real life not just a song ....as for never buying drinks well......utterly shameful.Have you been to Blackpool?? ???????? Went there every October until this year now I've settled down, sticky fingers as well as sticky feet in the Tower Lounge.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,227 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 (edited) P.S. I never went home alone from a club unless I wanted to and never paid for drinks Thats some statement to make...........your either bullshitting or you hung about in some grotty backstreet clubs !....im the best looking bloke in East London but i still remember getting knocked back many a time by upmarket office girl sorts......East End boys West End girls was real life not just a song ....as for never buying drinks well......utterly shameful.Have you been to Blackpool?? ???????? Went there every October until this year now I've settled down, sticky fingers as well as sticky feet in the Tower Lounge....There or Rumours if you wanted to pull and it was guaranteed. Christmas 2004 in there with an 18 year old mexican lad, he starts busting snake hips on the dance floor and the entire female clientel flock around him ??? Filthy place Edited December 30, 2016 by mushroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogFox123 1,379 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 P.S. I never went home alone from a club unless I wanted to and never paid for drinks Thats some statement to make...........your either bullshitting or you hung about in some grotty backstreet clubs !....im the best looking bloke in East London but i still remember getting knocked back many a time by upmarket office girl sorts......East End boys West End girls was real life not just a song ....as for never buying drinks well......utterly shameful.Have you been to Blackpool?? ???????? Went there every October until this year now I've settled down, sticky fingers as well as sticky feet in the Tower Lounge....There or Rumours if you wanted to pull and it was guaranteed. Christmas 2004 in there with an 18 year old mexican lad, he starts busting snake hips on the dance floor and the entire female clientel flock around him ??? Filthy place I remember shagging a geordie bird in her room whilst her mates were in, afterwards being the dirty b*****d I was I went back out to meet my mates in the Flagship to try and pull again. I didn't succeed and ended up locked out my hotel at 6am freezing my tits off with the sea wind. I decided to try my luck and rang that geordie up for a warmer. Her reply was something like "who the fcuk are you, fcuk off!!" Hahaha hahaha. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,501 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 I was up in Stockton years ago, f**k me that was like shooting fish in a barrel with my accent........had a bird and her sister, it was one of thems hen night and she was getting married in two days !........class ! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,435 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 (edited) P.S. I never went home alone from a club unless I wanted to and never paid for drinksThats some statement to make...........your either bullshitting or you hung about in some grotty backstreet clubs !....im the best looking bloke in East London but i still remember getting knocked back many a time by upmarket office girl sorts......East End boys West End girls was real life not just a song ....as for never buying drinks well......utterly shameful. Have you been to Blackpool?? No i always had my eye on the upper class toffee nosed sorts.....well.... unless it was a bad week of course then we just had to make do with a local bird Edited December 30, 2016 by gnasher16 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,819 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 P.S. I never went home alone from a club unless I wanted to and never paid for drinksThats some statement to make...........your either bullshitting or you hung about in some grotty backstreet clubs !....im the best looking bloke in East London but i still remember getting knocked back many a time by upmarket office girl sorts......East End boys West End girls was real life not just a song ....as for never buying drinks well......utterly shameful. Have you been to Blackpool?? Thousands of times lol even an ugly c**t like me could pull every night Once went on a ride out, £5 in the kitty for who could pull with the best lying job description. Pro footballers, doctors, all that shit, fella who won said to the bird that he was a clown in the Tower Circus Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,377 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Blackpool rumours tower lounge funny girls just be careful what you pulled in there and sands all good spots and peppermint in Blackburn although the natives in both towns could be a bit hostile 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,227 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Firstly funny girls is/was a gay bar Secondly... Gnasher know your audience ?????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,227 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Thirdly my great uncle was the trapese artist for blackpool circus... he died falling of the back of an old bus after running a km to catch it..... he was 90 ???? what men they were Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,377 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Firstly funny girls is/was a gay bar Secondly... Gnasher know your audience don't tell me you wasn't in there mush Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,885 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 P.S. I never went home alone from a club unless I wanted to and never paid for drinks Thats some statement to make...........your either bullshitting or you hung about in some grotty backstreet clubs !....im the best looking bloke in East London but i still remember getting knocked back many a time by upmarket office girl sorts......East End boys West End girls was real life not just a song ....as for never buying drinks well......utterly shameful. Have you been to Blackpool?? No i always had my eye on the upper class toffee nosed sorts.....well.... unless it was a bad week of course then we just had to make do with a local bird just like Del Boy the time he tried to date the woman who tried to auction the painting his mum nicked, way above his league haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 True story......... One of my nieces (16 or 17 at the time) was upstairs, getting ready for a night out with her latest beau. There's a knock at the correct and she calls down to my brother in law - "Dad, can you get that for me, I won't be a minute." So, he dutifully goes to the door, opens it and sees a young black lad on the doorstep. Without missing a heartbeat, he says "You can f*** off, for a start !", and swings the door shut in his face ! Yes ! Too notch ! Well done that man. My brother in law is a 6ft 1, 19 stone, ex - prison officer ! I can only assume that the young lad took it personally, because he never came back..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,571 Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 True story......... One of my nieces (16 or 17 at the time) was upstairs, getting ready for a night out with her latest beau. There's a knock at the correct and she calls down to my brother in law - "Dad, can you get that for me, I won't be a minute."in in So, he dutifully goes to the door, opens it and sees a young black lad on the doorstep. Without missing a heartbeat, he says "You can f*** off, for a start !", and swings the door shut in his face ! Yes ! Too notch ! Well done that man. My brother in law is a 6ft 1, 19 stone, ex - prison officer ! I can only assume that the young lad took it personally, because he never came back..... . What an ignorant fecker.Feel for the lad.His stupidity would infuriate the girl and make her keener on the lad.So an own goal by the cretin. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 True story......... One of my nieces (16 or 17 at the time) was upstairs, getting ready for a night out with her latest beau. There's a knock at the correct and she calls down to my brother in law - "Dad, can you get that for me, I won't be a minute."in in So, he dutifully goes to the door, opens it and sees a young black lad on the doorstep. Without missing a heartbeat, he says "You can f*** off, for a start !", and swings the door shut in his face ! Yes ! Too notch ! Well done that man. My brother in law is a 6ft 1, 19 stone, ex - prison officer ! I can only assume that the young lad took it personally, because he never came back..... . What an ignorant fecker.Feel for the lad.His stupidity would infuriate the girl and make her keener on the lad.So an own goal by the cretin. Far from it........She never saw the lad again ! She had (and still has) this quaint, out-dated idea that she should do as her dad tells her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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