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[Blackbriar 8,569]

I will bet most of them young men still live at home with mummy and daddy the amount of lads i know who are in their late 20s early 30s and still at home .lol

Difficult to take a girl home when you live with your mam !

 

I tried many, many times, but I only managed to smuggle a girl past my mum once, back when I was 15 or 16. It was a memorable night, but I woke up to pandemonium - I had failed to take into account the fact that I shared the bedroom with my brother !

[Nik_B 3,790]

 

I will bet most of them young men still live at home with mummy and daddy the amount of lads i know who are in their late 20s early 30s and still at home .lol

Difficult to take a girl home when you live with your mam !

 

I tried many, many times, but I only managed to smuggle a girl past my mum once, back when I was 15 or 16. It was a memorable night, but I woke up to pandemonium - I had failed to take into account the fact that I shared the bedroom with my brother !

 

 

Aye but you were only 15-16. Loads of these clowns are still at home in their late 20s and older

 

What happened to the day where lads (and girls) thought they knew better and to show their parents they knew best and moved out....We had to move to bloody Anglesey to get rid of the older daughter

[peterhunter86 8,627]

 

I will bet most of them young men still live at home with mummy and daddy the amount of lads i know who are in their late 20s early 30s and still at home .lol

Difficult to take a girl home when you live with your mam !

I tried many, many times, but I only managed to smuggle a girl past my mum once, back when I was 15 or 16. It was a memorable night, but I woke up to pandemonium - I had failed to take into account the fact that I shared the bedroom with my brother !

 

I shared with two brothers and we were always bringing birds back to the room but was a bit of cnut if you wernt the one with the bird and had to listen to them shagging all night and i lost count of the amount of times my mam walked in while i was balls deep.

[WILF 47,547]

Just shows how young lads have f**k all about them these days.......too busy rubbing loreal tattoo lotion (yes it's a real thing!!) into their tattoos and deciding which white vest to put on !!

[DogFox123 1,379]

Just shows how young lads have f**k all about them these days.......too busy rubbing loreal tattoo lotion (yes it's a real thing!!) into their tattoos and deciding which white vest to put on !!

That's what most young women go for these days so just a sign of the times...

[WILF 47,547]

Well obviously........they don't ! Lol

[mackem 27,433]

When i was a kid there was a family of troublemakers in our village,their family name was synonymous with burglaries,drunkeness,trouble in general really,fasf forward to 2016 one of them has a son who is as effeminate as julian clary,still lives at home,and regularly has his boyfriend overnight for a spot of mano e mano,times do indeed change,some call it enlightenment,to others its societies degredation,when i say to my kids it was never like this when i was a lad they just roll their eyes in an oh f**k he is off again expression.

[WILF 47,547]

Haha, we all turn into our parents Mackem.......I find myself giving it the old "in my day...." Chestnut regular ! Lol

[gnasher16 30,441]

 

P.S. I never went home alone from a club unless I wanted to and never paid for drinks

Thats some statement to make...........your either bullshitting or you hung about in some grotty backstreet clubs !....im the best looking bloke in East London but i still remember getting knocked back many a time by upmarket office girl sorts......East End boys West End girls was real life not just a song ....as for never buying drinks well......utterly shameful.

[DogFox123 1,379]

It's always the case when your trying your best to pull you tend to struggle on occasions.

[mackem 27,433]

Nowadays kids can pull from the comfort of their smart phone,sit at home hook up go out and meet,if it doesnt work out so f**k on to the next,thousands of women a screen-tap away,its a new sexual revolution,no more being limited to a stagnant village gene pool,the world really is your lobster.

[WILF 47,547]

I remember years ago a nice local bird, she used to go out with a bloke a bit older than us.....one of these done up motor and fingers full of cheap tom types with highlights in his hair.

Anyway, I says to her one night "what are you f***ing about with this prat for?.....let's slip off and get amongst it"

So we did.

 

Next morning my old mums shouting up the stairs "there's someone at the door for you"

 

So I come down in my pants feeling a bit groggy and sure enough there's silly bollocks Mr Highlights looking a bit agitated......

"Did you sleep with my bird ?" He says all aggressive like......

 

So I says "yes, now is there anything else you f***ing want or can I go back to bed?"

 

"Oh.......right.....errr......"

 

"Now f**k off......"

 

His face was a picture as I closed the door ! Lol

 

See, pulling birds dosnt have to be complicated.

[Blackbriar 8,569]

True story.........

 

One of my nieces (16 or 17 at the time) was upstairs, getting ready for a night out with her latest beau.

There's a knock at the correct and she calls down to my brother in law - "Dad, can you get that for me, I won't be a minute."

 

So, he dutifully goes to the door, opens it and sees a young black lad on the doorstep. Without missing a heartbeat, he says "You can f*** off, for a start !", and swings the door shut in his face !

[green lurchers 16,797]

Nowadays kids can pull from the comfort of their smart phone,sit at home hook up go out and meet,if it doesnt work out so f**k on to the next,thousands of women a screen-tap away,its a new sexual revolution,no more being limited to a stagnant village gene pool,the world really is your lobster.

chat up lines from the safety of behind a phone , none of the bing bong "who are you "" i come to take your daughter out" "well you best come in " "keep you fkn hands out of her Knickers and make sure you dont bring her back late or me n you will fall out do you get it"? and so on , used to test ya metal eh

[WILF 47,547]

True story.........

One of my nieces (16 or 17 at the time) was upstairs, getting ready for a night out with her latest beau.

There's a knock at the correct and she calls down to my brother in law - "Dad, can you get that for me, I won't be a minute."

So, he dutifully goes to the door, opens it and sees a young black lad on the doorstep. Without missing a heartbeat, he says "You can f*** off, for a start !", and swings the door shut in his face !

Yes ! Too notch ! Well done that man.