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[Malt 379]

Probably safer these days, you get absolutely pissed and take a similarly pissed lady home with you at the end of the night and you could end up in jail..

[mackem 27,421]

Sex robots,AI's that moan only when programmed to do so and power down after the act,never complian,thats the future.

[Blackdog92 2,047]

Sex robots,AI's that moan only when programmed to do so and power down after the act,never complian,thats the future.

Will there be a self cleaning option as well? Once its out its not my problem to clean it up lol

[mackem 27,421]

 

Sex robots,AI's that moan only when programmed to do so and power down after the act,never complian,thats the future.

Will there be a self cleaning option as well? Once its out its not my problem to clean it up lol

Program house-cleaning mode.

[Lenmcharristar 9,887]

Probably safer these days, you get absolutely pissed and take a similarly pissed lady home with you at the end of the night and you could end up in jail..

or waken up beside Norman who was Norma the night before haha

[Lab 10,979]

What ever happened to courting ???

 

I'm courting a beautiful Austrian lady 27, not bad for an ugly 36 year old ?

 

P.S. I never went home alone from a club unless I wanted to and never paid for drinks ?

You lying c**t...??

I'm sorry to tell you but we are all the same pal. If you didn't get yer hole you'd just say "wasn't bothered the night"..........you think we are all daft on here...??

[mushroom 13,228]

Ok love ??? sorry lads I've been called out a liar..... By a fecking "supping lightweight" Jock ?

[Lab 10,979]

Ok love ??? sorry lads I've been called out a liar..... By a fecking "supping lightweight" Jock ?

Don't worry I'll get to Barcelona one day and you can show me this 100% chat up technique..?

[South hams hunter 8,926]

You only want to go Barcelona to bum f**k out of each other

[mushroom 13,228]

Actually he won a guided piss up ???

 

All being well I won't be chatting anymore lasses up ?

[Lab 10,979]

You only want to go Barcelona to bum f**k out of each other

Don't get jealous now toots.

[beast 1,884]

i never went to bed with any ugly girls........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

........but i woke up with a few!!!!!

[kanny 20,711]

I'm glad I'm extremely good looking and never had any problems like that :

[Nik_B 3,790]

I had a massive laugh at Green Lurcher's post on here but the wife was sitting next to me so thought it better to close it down lol

 

I knew a lot of coke heads years ago lol

[tatsblisters 10,241]

I will bet most of them young men still live at home with mummy and daddy the amount of lads i know who are in their late 20s early 30s and still at home .lol