Caught Poaching Stories

[Pip66 40]

Years ago me and a mate made the trip to Salisbury, I wasn't living in Wiltshire then, when we got there the flags were flying to show there were manoeuvres on and you weren't allowed on. Being young and stupid we decided to have sport anyway, killed one and hid it, and then got caught by military police. Was pretty impressive as we had got ourselves into the middle of there manoeuvres, helicopters and assorted vehicles. We told them we were just walking the dogs and had got lost and that we hadn't seen flags. They took all our details, checked them and checked we hadn't been caught before, obviously they weren't stupid enough to believe our story, they escorted us to the nearest road and told us that they would keep our details and we would be prosecuted if we were caught again. It was the first time I had taken my mate there, he wasn't impressed and we never went back.

[blackmaggie 3,376]

Weres whin when you need him I wouldn't mind listening to his tales and methods on the subject

[bird 9,938]

Got caught this morning on some cracking local fields (just having a look to see if there was still a healthy rabbit population). The land was adjacent to a public footpath and I know that I shouldn't be there.

The landowner noticed me and jumped out of his tractor and politely asked that I don't exercise my dog on his fields in the day but told me that he would like me to come on at night Lamping to sort out his rabbit problem!

Happy days!! I'm going to have a look tonight! Happy New Year lads!

Brill news that , and great way to start the new year

[springfield 20]

Nice to hear these stories

[Bosun11 537]

Me and bosun were out lamping one night, down southport way I think, anyway on the way back home we went the scenic route lamping the fields as we went.

Next thing theirs the blues and twos flashing away, so we pulled over both got out the car and out step one scrawny little male copper all alone, we had a chat asking where we'd been and names and all that, and asks us have we any weapons, which we didn't, so he frisks us anyway.

Now to say that his frisking technique was a little friendly would be an understatement!

He let us go on our way, we both got in the looked at each other and I said "did he touch your dick"

Now I can't remember the exact reply but I was something along the lines of "thank f**k for that I thought it was just me".( I'm sure bosun will be along shortly to tell his exact reply)but we went home giggling to our selves like little school girls, we could of had a threesome with that copper!

Hahaha Yer mate, our little 'over friendy' young Bobby. Him who shit his pants when after our frisk when you looked toward his car, then all around and asked if he was on his own! He went the colour of boiled shite. He also done the usual and asked if we had any firearms or knives and was told no. He then said screwdrives to which you replied 'of course i'm a mechanic' so he asked to see them and you couldn't find them due to the shite in your car... By then i think he thought he was gonna get filled in and made excuses and f****d off sharpish, the little homo..!!!

[timmy k 591]

After he felt my lengthy manhood it scared him

[gnipper 6,488]

Thank feck I've not bumped into that pig yet.

[Barbarian1990 220]

 

 

Yep.... I was raped and left with an arsehole like a wizard's sleeve

 

Mine was left like a blood orange.

Wasn't my first time on that land ?

Bet it wasn't your last either ?