Nik_B 3,790 Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Oh while I'm at it just remembered roll mops was sick on them as a lad and can't even get a whiff of em without heaving Oh man I f***ing love rollmops. Me too 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,667 Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Marzipan yuk!.. Just thought of that one whilst picking it of some fruit cake. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hutch6 550 Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Mushy peas - taste like putrid wallpaper paste and I've got fukcen teeth, I can chew my own food still!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted December 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Marzipan yuk!.. Just thought of that one whilst picking it of some fruit cake. Agree there,I would sooner eat the fluff from between my toes,it's god dam awful stuff yuk 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted December 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Mushy peas - taste like putrid wallpaper paste and I've got fukcen teeth, I can chew my own food still!!! No way...pot of mushy peas with mint sauce,it's the food of the gods lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 I like guacamole, but avocado on it's own is just plain fcuking weird! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Them white mice that used to be in with the 'penny chews' in dingy old 70's sweet shops. White chocolate is fecking vile anyway, lets face it, it aint real, cocoa beans are fecking brown! What really sealed the deal on them white mice was all the bits off everything else (including dust and real mouse shite probably!) That attached itself to em, turning the orrible things into bitty grey messes.... Disgusting!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Them white mice that used to be in with the 'penny chews' in dingy old 70's sweet shops. White chocolate is fecking vile anyway, lets face it, it aint real, cocoa beans are fecking brown! What really sealed the deal on them white mice was all the bits off everything else (including dust and real mouse shite probably!) That attached itself to em, turning the orrible things into bitty grey messes.... Disgusting!! Hahahaha! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Watch out for those chocolate Father Christmases as well! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,667 Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Watch out for those chocolate Father Christmases as well! They do smaller white chocolate ones if you want to get the wife one 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,436 Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Watch out for those chocolate Father Christmases as well! f***ing hell :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Watch out for those chocolate Father Christmases as well! f***ing hell :laugh: out of likes lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogFox123 1,379 Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 Grapefruit, how anybody can eat that and keep a straight face is beyond me...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,481 Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 Apparently i gave the wife a bit of a clump while i was asleep last night i said sorry treacle i was dreaming this geezer Socks off the internet was chasing me down the road with a Fray Bentos pie in his hand ! Its tough going through life with a constant desire for revenge......on a pie ! so you were dreaming about socks,,,, was he wearing his chaps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 I hate eating smelly pussy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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