ryaldinhio 5,090 Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 I got home from work late and therefore making the misus late for work so I came in to a moan and the little lad, 8months old, screaming and mardy and tired the dogs wanted feeding the aga had gone out. Sorted the fire and the dogs took little lad upstairs to bath him and get him to bed and realised he had filled his nappy...and his vest...and his grow..sh*t everywhere! So got bath run and gettin stuff sorted, no baby wash left! So he had a bath in baby shampoo. Got him sorted and to bed then went downstairs and my little girl, 4, had knocked her drink on the floor and tried to clean it up with her pj top. Sorted that took her upstairs to get her to bed. She went to the loo and I cleaned her teeth, read her book and got her to bed. Went back in bathroom to tidy up the carnage from the pair and realised the toilet was full. My little girl, being a female, needs half a roll of paper to wipe her bits and has blocked the loo. Now Im still up doing work I should have got finished today if I hadnt got stuck in the f**king meeting room!!!! I am pretty sure God is testing me! 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 I got home from work late and therefore making the misus late for work so I came in to a moan and the little lad, 8months old, screaming and mardy and tired the dogs wanted feeding the aga had gone out. Sorted the fire and the dogs took little lad upstairs to bath him and get him to bed and realised he had filled his nappy...and his vest...and his grow..sh*t everywhere! So got bath run and gettin stuff sorted, no baby wash left! So he had a bath in baby shampoo. Got him sorted and to bed then went downstairs and my little girl, 4, had knocked her drink on the floor and tried to clean it up with her pj top. Sorted that took her upstairs to get her to bed. She went to the loo and I cleaned her teeth, read her book and got her to bed. Went back in bathroom to tidy up the carnage from the pair and realised the toilet was full. My little girl, being a female, needs half a roll of paper to wipe her bits and has blocked the loo. Now Im still up doing work I should have got finished today if I hadnt got stuck in the f**king meeting room!!!! I am pretty sure God is testing me! Sounds like a typical day with a young family. Enjoy it because believe me it does not last long. TC 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,925 Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Whatever trials and tribulations are thrown against you always remember one thing.......Life-it's better than the alternative. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stevo79 569 Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 All good fun! best days of your life. Sounds just like my life and I wouldn't change it for nothing. Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 I got home from work late and therefore making the misus late for work so I came in to a moan and the little lad, 8months old, screaming and mardy and tired the dogs wanted feeding the aga had gone out. Sorted the fire and the dogs took little lad upstairs to bath him and get him to bed and realised he had filled his nappy...and his vest...and his grow..sh*t everywhere! So got bath run and gettin stuff sorted, no baby wash left! So he had a bath in baby shampoo. Got him sorted and to bed then went downstairs and my little girl, 4, had knocked her drink on the floor and tried to clean it up with her pj top. Sorted that took her upstairs to get her to bed. She went to the loo and I cleaned her teeth, read her book and got her to bed. Went back in bathroom to tidy up the carnage from the pair and realised the toilet was full. My little girl, being a female, needs half a roll of paper to wipe her bits and has blocked the loo. Now Im still up doing work I should have got finished today if I hadnt got stuck in the f**king meeting room!!!! I am pretty sure God is testing me! Sounds like a typical day with a young family. Enjoy it because believe me it does not last long. TC Sounds like one of my days.today was the first day in donkeys i got to finish my dinner before it went cold and thats only because i waited till they went to bed before i had it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryaldinhio 5,090 Posted November 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 I got home from work late and therefore making the misus late for work so I came in to a moan and the little lad, 8months old, screaming and mardy and tired the dogs wanted feeding the aga had gone out. Sorted the fire and the dogs took little lad upstairs to bath him and get him to bed and realised he had filled his nappy...and his vest...and his grow..sh*t everywhere! So got bath run and gettin stuff sorted, no baby wash left! So he had a bath in baby shampoo. Got him sorted and to bed then went downstairs and my little girl, 4, had knocked her drink on the floor and tried to clean it up with her pj top. Sorted that took her upstairs to get her to bed. She went to the loo and I cleaned her teeth, read her book and got her to bed. Went back in bathroom to tidy up the carnage from the pair and realised the toilet was full. My little girl, being a female, needs half a roll of paper to wipe her bits and has blocked the loo. Now Im still up doing work I should have got finished today if I hadnt got stuck in the f**king meeting room!!!! I am pretty sure God is testing me! Sounds like a typical day with a young family. Enjoy it because believe me it does not last long. TC Sounds like one of my days.today was the first day in donkeys i got to finish my dinner before it went cold and thats only because i waited till they went to bed before i had it. I have said to my misus a few times I am guna write a book and call it 'another cold tea' whether that means food or drink it doesnt matter....its always cold by time I get to it!!! I struggle wi little lad tbh, I cant hack the screaming teething dribbly mess he is.I know it will come good I just havent bonded at the min. Then my little girl (4) comes over and whacks me and shouts "dead leg!" and runs off and that gets me smiling again! Other day i said summat to her and she said "talking like that int good for your nose daddy". Proper creased me up bless her. We aint scrats by the way before that starts! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 I got home from work late and therefore making the misus late for work so I came in to a moan and the little lad, 8months old, screaming and mardy and tired the dogs wanted feeding the aga had gone out. Sorted the fire and the dogs took little lad upstairs to bath him and get him to bed and realised he had filled his nappy...and his vest...and his grow..sh*t everywhere! So got bath run and gettin stuff sorted, no baby wash left! So he had a bath in baby shampoo. Got him sorted and to bed then went downstairs and my little girl, 4, had knocked her drink on the floor and tried to clean it up with her pj top. Sorted that took her upstairs to get her to bed. She went to the loo and I cleaned her teeth, read her book and got her to bed. Went back in bathroom to tidy up the carnage from the pair and realised the toilet was full. My little girl, being a female, needs half a roll of paper to wipe her bits and has blocked the loo. Now Im still up doing work I should have got finished today if I hadnt got stuck in the f**king meeting room!!!! I am pretty sure God is testing me! Sounds like a typical day with a young family. Enjoy it because believe me it does not last long. TC Sounds like one of my days.today was the first day in donkeys i got to finish my dinner before it went cold and thats only because i waited till they went to bed before i had it. I have said to my misus a few times I am guna write a book and call it 'another cold tea' whether that means food or drink it doesnt matter....its always cold by time I get to it!!! I struggle wi little lad tbh, I cant hack the screaming teething dribbly mess he is.I know it will come good I just havent bonded at the min. Then my little girl (4) comes over and whacks me and shouts "dead leg!" and runs off and that gets me smiling again! Other day i said summat to her and she said "talking like that int good for your nose daddy". Proper creased me up bless her. We aint scrats by the way before that starts! Were potty training the three year old at the moment the first two days the only time he would get off the pot was to take a piss on the floor done my fooking head in. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,014 Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Whatever trials and tribulations are thrown against you always remember one thing.......Life-it's better than the alternative. very true, i sometimes i forget with all my aches/pains ive got , 50% getting old, and 50% doing daft things with my body when younger, but life very short really try and make the best of it if you can . 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryaldinhio 5,090 Posted November 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Whatever trials and tribulations are thrown against you always remember one thing.......Life-it's better than the alternative. very true, i sometimes i forget with all my aches/pains ive got , 50% getting old, and 50% doing daft things with my body when younger, but life very short really try and make the best of it if you can . I always remind myself that as hard as it feels at times there is always someone who has it harder and is getting on with it. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tillylamp 1,869 Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 you could have bathed them in your new pond.................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twelsh 348 Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Time flys by mate i got 4 boys 20/17/12/6 and it doesnt seem that long ago as your life flys by cos ur changing nappies making bottles changing em bathin em enjoy before you no it they be leaving school 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 f***ing shit that living today requires two parents to be out and working to raise a family, no wonder the family unit is under strain.. A woman having a job when you have small children is no longer a choice, it's expected.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 I got home from work late and therefore making the misus late for work so I came in to a moan and the little lad, 8months old, screaming and mardy and tired the dogs wanted feeding the aga had gone out. Sorted the fire and the dogs took little lad upstairs to bath him and get him to bed and realised he had filled his nappy...and his vest...and his grow..sh*t everywhere! So got bath run and gettin stuff sorted, no baby wash left! So he had a bath in baby shampoo. Got him sorted and to bed then went downstairs and my little girl, 4, had knocked her drink on the floor and tried to clean it up with her pj top. Sorted that took her upstairs to get her to bed. She went to the loo and I cleaned her teeth, read her book and got her to bed. Went back in bathroom to tidy up the carnage from the pair and realised the toilet was full. My little girl, being a female, needs half a roll of paper to wipe her bits and has blocked the loo. Now Im still up doing work I should have got finished today if I hadnt got stuck in the f**king meeting room!!!! I am pretty sure God is testing me! Sounds like a typical day with a young family. Enjoy it because believe me it does not last long. TC Very true TC You'll look back on these memories with fondness (probably) ryaldinhi....it's tough though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 f***ing shit that living today requires two parents to be out and working to raise a family, no wonder the family unit is under strain.. A woman having a job when you have small children is no longer a choice, it's expected.. So called women's rights was the biggest scam of the century. My missus has just quit her well paying teaching job, she's realised she's going to miss out on the last few years of having kids. We're going to be materially much worse off but I think we'll be far happier. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
max_wood 161 Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 I got home from work late and therefore making the misus late for work so I came in to a moan and the little lad, 8months old, screaming and mardy and tired the dogs wanted feeding the aga had gone out. Sorted the fire and the dogs took little lad upstairs to bath him and get him to bed and realised he had filled his nappy...and his vest...and his grow..sh*t everywhere! So got bath run and gettin stuff sorted, no baby wash left! So he had a bath in baby shampoo. Got him sorted and to bed then went downstairs and my little girl, 4, had knocked her drink on the floor and tried to clean it up with her pj top. Sorted that took her upstairs to get her to bed. She went to the loo and I cleaned her teeth, read her book and got her to bed. Went back in bathroom to tidy up the carnage from the pair and realised the toilet was full. My little girl, being a female, needs half a roll of paper to wipe her bits and has blocked the loo. Now Im still up doing work I should have got finished today if I hadnt got stuck in the f**king meeting room!!!! I am pretty sure God is testing me! Sounds like a typical day with a young family. Enjoy it because believe me it does not last long. TC Sounds like one of my days.today was the first day in donkeys i got to finish my dinner before it went cold and thats only because i waited till they went to bed before i had it. I have said to my misus a few times I am guna write a book and call it 'another cold tea' whether that means food or drink it doesnt matter....its always cold by time I get to it!!!I struggle wi little lad tbh, I cant hack the screaming teething dribbly mess he is.I know it will come good I just havent bonded at the min. Then my little girl (4) comes over and whacks me and shouts "dead leg!" and runs off and that gets me smiling again! Other day i said summat to her and she said "talking like that int good for your nose daddy". Proper creased me up bless her. We aint scrats by the way before that starts! Were potty training the three year old at the moment the first two days the only time he would get off the pot was to take a piss on the floor done my fooking head in. stick with it mate.my lads just got past that.but he would do a piss in the potty try empty it himself .spill it over the floor then slip over in it and land in the piss puddle 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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