bell 3,598 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 My mate told me last week he had been p..sing blood and doctor google said it was kidney stones, he had been to the docs and was waiting blood results. I told him I had them and the pain was unreal but he hadn't had even a twinge......I was telling him how bad the pain was and a couple of days later he text me from hospital telling me I was right lol..... He had nearly passed out whilst waiting for the ambulance while writhing about the bedroom....feck me it took me back and I've drunk litres of water all thus week lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tilimangro 1,013 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 My mates got them ATM He's getting something up his japs eye to sort it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 My pal had them & he still has nightmares about them ;( Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,784 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 My mates got them ATM He's getting something up his japs eye to sort it :D Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,541 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 I get the odd one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bell 3,598 Posted November 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 My mates got them ATM He's getting something up his japs eye to sort it Sweet baby Jesus...... I had a nurse insert pain relief up my tradesmans in hospital and I thought that was bad enough..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,034 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Fcuk me, how big are those? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,541 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 (edited) Fcuk me, how big are those? Petit pois size Edited November 24, 2016 by kanny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,034 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Surgery or did you pass them? If the latter I bet it felt like you were pissing snooker balls! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,541 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 (edited) Surgery or did you pass them? If the latter I bet it felt like you were pissing snooker balls! Surgery or did you pass them? If the latter I bet it felt like you were pissing snooker balls! There the ones I've passed but I've had surgerys also ...I have a condition called cystinuria if your at all interested Google it its easier than me trying to explain lol Edited November 24, 2016 by kanny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,541 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 I get the odd one Bloody Hell Kanny....you could pebble-dash your house with them! I could do the gritting for the council lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,541 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 My mates got them ATM He's getting something up his japs eye to sort it Sweet baby Jesus...... I had a nurse insert pain relief up my tradesmans in hospital and I thought that was bad enough.....The nurse got my wife to do that to me lol they don't half work quick tho worth the embarrassment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bell 3,598 Posted November 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 My mates got them ATM He's getting something up his japs eye to sort it Sweet baby Jesus...... I had a nurse insert pain relief up my tradesmans in hospital and I thought that was bad enough.....The nurse got my wife to do that to me lol they don't half work quick tho worth the embarrassment Yep Kanny, almost instant relief......if I am in need again ( once a stone maker, always a stone maker ), I'll give your Mrs a shout lol... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,541 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 My mates got them ATM He's getting something up his japs eye to sort it Sweet baby Jesus...... I had a nurse insert pain relief up my tradesmans in hospital and I thought that was bad enough.....The nurse got my wife to do that to me lol they don't half work quick tho worth the embarrassment Yep Kanny, almost instant relief......if I am in need again ( once a stone maker, always a stone maker ), I'll give your Mrs a shout lol...I don't want her back I'll get a new clean one lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob84 189 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Yep had them twice now in on the third time and by Christ this time round it a fecker painkillers and hot water bottles I think Kenny said it before about hot water bottles so thank you lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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