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did you really just write that,,,cammel riders and pea shooters,,,you think the taliban were not organised,,,what about all them I.E.D ect,,and all them brave lads coming home in a box,,,people lining

f**k all that getting poked,prodded and spat at for odd quid a night most of these big fairies you see standing on doors would do it for nothing as well !......there was a time when an old time club

Could have been worse ... you could pick a fight with a doorman from your village ... after all it is more dangerous than Afghanistan......

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I have to admit, the kid is making me chuckle.......there's some decent banter on both sides which makes for funny reading

The Scissor Sisters are trying their best but they get beat everytime, must be their time of the month...

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Who what where .......is this one of them " if in doubt try to complicate it further " type of situations.....You are claiming to know about him.....he,s not claiming to know about you.................its actually that simple.

 

ere Socks its great looking at these things from the outside in for a change :laugh:

Who what where??? You getting confused old fella.....

 

The simple things in life are the best petal...

I might get confused from time to time but ive been around the block enough times to know when someones trying to bluff their way out of a bluff......but hey f**k it im out of here you sound way too mean and intense for me :thumbs:
It's a wonder you have time to think being a heavyweight boxing champion, powerlifter, bodybuilder, hooligan and celebrity doorman......

 

I'm punching here by looks of it.....

 

ere we go ere we go ere we go :boogy:

 

For originality i give you a D -

For importance i give you a E +

For effort i give you a A bless ya.

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Who what where .......is this one of them " if in doubt try to complicate it further " type of situations.....You are claiming to know about him.....he,s not claiming to know about you.................its actually that simple.

 

ere Socks its great looking at these things from the outside in for a change :laugh:

Who what where??? You getting confused old fella.....

 

The simple things in life are the best petal...

I might get confused from time to time but ive been around the block enough times to know when someones trying to bluff their way out of a bluff......but hey f**k it im out of here you sound way too mean and intense for me :thumbs:
It's a wonder you have time to think being a heavyweight boxing champion, powerlifter, bodybuilder, hooligan and celebrity doorman......

 

I'm punching here by looks of it.....

ere we go ere we go ere we go :boogy:

 

For originality i give you a D -

For importance i give you a E +

For effort i give you a A bless ya.

For bullshit I give you a Lifetime Achievement Award..... Edited by DogFox123
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Nope.......your still not getting under my skin :laugh:

 

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Oh......now you,ve made that last minute edit and got the important stuff right i might let you come round and f**k my sister :thumbs:

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For bullshit I give you a Lifetime Achievement Award.....

 

Nope.......your still not getting under my skin :laugh:

 

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I can see your nose growing from here......

 

I f****n wish !!..................just half an inch would do.

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Nope.......your still not getting under my skin :laugh:

 

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Oh......now you,ve made that last minute edit and got the important stuff right i might let you come round and f**k my sister :thumbs:

I forgot about the successful businessman, not easy going through a CV as deep as yours.....

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Nope.......your still not getting under my skin :laugh:

 

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Oh......now you,ve made that last minute edit and got the important stuff right i might let you come round and f**k my sister :thumbs:

Haven't you just edited your post there, get's better this..... ?

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Imagine unknowingly causing trouble with Earnie Shavers who was a doorman in England, arguably the hardest hitting boxer of all time. I wonder if he needed a special licence for his two fists, deffo widow makers....

Could have been worse ... you could pick a fight with a doorman from your village ... after all it is more dangerous than Afghanistan......
Alright Uncle Albert, bet you've seen some sights in the Scouts.....
Remind me again rocky how many years did you spend in the forces ??? .......
What's that got to do with the price of bacon Sgt Bilko? Just because I didn't doesn't mean I couldn't if I wanted to you know what I mean Uncle Albert. I know of a lads that were in the army that couldn't fight to save their lives, picking on skinny Afghans with all that weaponry real hard case you..
Who mentioned being hard and fighting ... I was answering your post about taking the piss out of the fact I did 22 years in the army so I wondered how many years you did ... you see it's easy to call somebody names and say I could do this and could do that if I wanted to but the fact is you didn't and haven't so you will never know if you could have or if your arse would have fallen out at the first smell of cordite........
I doubt very much that my arse would fall out over a few camel riders and their pea shooters. Let's be honest getting in the army is a piece of piss. 22 years in the army has a chef, go on Bilko son....

did you really just write that,,,cammel riders and pea shooters,,,you think the taliban were not organised,,,what about all them I.E.D ect,,and all them brave lads coming home in a box,,,people lining the streets in wootan basett...

 

its ok to sit on here saying you could do it ,,,,but you didnt same as most of the rest of us on here,,,show some respect,,,,

fall out with that ugly fat c**t all you like,,,he can take it,,,,,but come on dont pretend afgan and iraq were a walk in the park

Give your head a shake will ya, it's obvious I'm taking the piss. Socks comes across as a man who knows it all, the men who are like that normally have done fcuk all. I don't know the man from Adam. He's likely seen nothing but I'm sure he tells everyone he's Rambo. Respect to all soldiers.
I've never claimed to know it all ... you however claimed your village was more dangerous than Afghanistan... then took the piss saying we were fighting camel jockeys with pea shooters ... anyway I have more serious things to worry about than some idiot on the internet so crack on fella .....

 

By the way the army gave me these for doing fukc all .......

 

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What was the specials that got you those then?? ???
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Imagine unknowingly causing trouble with Earnie Shavers who was a doorman in England, arguably the hardest hitting boxer of all time. I wonder if he needed a special licence for his two fists, deffo widow makers....

Could have been worse ... you could pick a fight with a doorman from your village ... after all it is more dangerous than Afghanistan......
Alright Uncle Albert, bet you've seen some sights in the Scouts.....
Remind me again rocky how many years did you spend in the forces ??? .......
What's that got to do with the price of bacon Sgt Bilko? Just because I didn't doesn't mean I couldn't if I wanted to you know what I mean Uncle Albert. I know of a lads that were in the army that couldn't fight to save their lives, picking on skinny Afghans with all that weaponry real hard case you..
Who mentioned being hard and fighting ... I was answering your post about taking the piss out of the fact I did 22 years in the army so I wondered how many years you did ... you see it's easy to call somebody names and say I could do this and could do that if I wanted to but the fact is you didn't and haven't so you will never know if you could have or if your arse would have fallen out at the first smell of cordite........
I doubt very much that my arse would fall out over a few camel riders and their pea shooters. Let's be honest getting in the army is a piece of piss. 22 years in the army has a chef, go on Bilko son....

did you really just write that,,,cammel riders and pea shooters,,,you think the taliban were not organised,,,what about all them I.E.D ect,,and all them brave lads coming home in a box,,,people lining the streets in wootan basett...

 

its ok to sit on here saying you could do it ,,,,but you didnt same as most of the rest of us on here,,,show some respect,,,,

fall out with that ugly fat c**t all you like,,,he can take it,,,,,but come on dont pretend afgan and iraq were a walk in the park

Give your head a shake will ya, it's obvious I'm taking the piss. Socks comes across as a man who knows it all, the men who are like that normally have done fcuk all. I don't know the man from Adam. He's likely seen nothing but I'm sure he tells everyone he's Rambo. Respect to all soldiers.
I've never claimed to know it all ... you however claimed your village was more dangerous than Afghanistan... then took the piss saying we were fighting camel jockeys with pea shooters ... anyway I have more serious things to worry about than some idiot on the internet so crack on fella .....

 

By the way the army gave me these for doing fukc all .......

 

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What was the specials that got you those then?? ???

 

That would be lasagne, best chef in the forces...

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socks,were you ever stationed in them army houses at aldergrove airport,

just we were hunting there the other day,hares running through the back gardens of them army houses.lol

socks,were you ever stationed in them army houses at aldergrove airport,

just we were hunting there the other day,hares running through the back gardens of them army houses.lol

socks,were you ever stationed in them army houses at aldergrove airport,

just we were hunting there the other day,hares running through the back gardens of them army houses.lol

No mate when I did my 2 1/2 years residence posting we were housed in BallyKelly .......

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