walshie 2,804 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 You should just train your dog better. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,644 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Nothing worse than treading dog shit through the house when you've stepped in it unknowingly. Ever had it on pushchair wheels? To me it's just as anti-social as having a crap yourself on the pavement. The anti--social feckers are less likely to have wormed their mutts, so they are more likely to pass on the worm that can cause blindness in kids. If somebody could come up with a small machine that picks it up and encloses it in a poly bag they would make a fortune. Surprised Dyson hasn't come up with something. they have its called an arm, you will find it on your shoulder attached to your hand, Well use yours you anti social old bugger! My point is that a suction based machine would cut out stooping, wrapping,smelling tying up the shit. People would then be more likely to pick it up. Maybe even you! ha ha ! the ghost busters machines just sprang to mind lol im gonna have a tincker in the garage at some point and see what I can cobble together. you can be my product tester if you like? coz if it all goes horribly wrong, I don't want to be anywhere near the thing! lol Feck product tester, i want a share of the profits. We'' go on dragon's den together. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,644 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 You should just train your dog better. b97ac1f7297c5ec5b5baf21e22956ac4.jpg Cracker that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,764 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Not going to bother picking it up any more, just been reading the "Rolling In Fox Crap" thread in the lurcher section and there's plenty of dogs like rolling in fox crap, so I will try to source some fox scent and just spray it when my dog curls one out, job done. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 We've been beaten to it mate! http://www.poovac.com 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,977 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 You should just train your dog better. b97ac1f7297c5ec5b5baf21e22956ac4.jpg Cracker that. yep Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,914 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Nothing worse than treading dog shit through the house when you've stepped in it unknowingly. Ever had it on pushchair wheels? To me it's just as anti-social as having a crap yourself on the pavement. The anti--social feckers are less likely to have wormed their mutts, so they are more likely to pass on the worm that can cause blindness in kids. If somebody could come up with a small machine that picks it up and encloses it in a poly bag they would make a fortune. Surprised Dyson hasn't come up with something. they have its called an arm, you will find it on your shoulder attached to your hand, Well use yours you anti social old bugger!My point is that a long-handled suction based machine would cut out stooping, wrapping,smelling and tying up the shit. People would then be more likely to pick it up. Maybe even you! like everything else in this world of ours it's all about money, money to buy poop bags money from fines,they are even taking doggy DNA now before they allow you in certain parks, so yes a good old suction pump would also make money, but I,d still rather wipe a bit of shit off my shoe than attempt to unblock your pump with a month or so,s worth of featle matter wrapped around the insides, but because I am an anti social old b*****d I also tend to walk my dogs were I won't be seeing anyone else and my dogs turds can rot down as nature intended, about the only thing those shit bags are good for is as a hand warmers on a cold and frosty morning, but most people today are to fragile to use them for it, they are an ecological disaster and should be banned, so sorry but know I will never pick up a turd and wrap it in plastic so it can last a hundred years instead of a few weeks, it's the most rediculous solution, to a problem that never really excisted in the first place, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 f**k dogs, who cleans up after Cushty? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,889 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 f**k dogs, who cleans up after Cushty?tyson fluffy, he needs a new job and hughie beat him to get the job cleaning the spit bucket at the gym Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leethedog 3,071 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Nothing worse than treading dog shit through the house when you've stepped in it unknowingly. Ever had it on pushchair wheels? To me it's just as anti-social as having a crap yourself on the pavement. The anti--social feckers are less likely to have wormed their mutts, so they are more likely to pass on the worm that can cause blindness in kids. If somebody could come up with a small machine that picks it up and encloses it in a poly bag they would make a fortune. Surprised Dyson hasn't come up with something. they have its called an arm, you will find it on your shoulder attached to your hand, Well use yours you anti social old bugger!My point is that a long-handled suction based machine would cut out stooping, wrapping,smelling and tying up the shit. People would then be more likely to pick it up. Maybe even you! They have motor bikes in Paris with these machines on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Bags are free put them in the designated bins they are incinerated. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Nothing worse than treading dog shit through the house when you've stepped in it unknowingly. Ever had it on pushchair wheels? To me it's just as anti-social as having a crap yourself on the pavement. The anti--social feckers are less likely to have wormed their mutts, so they are more likely to pass on the worm that can cause blindness in kids. If somebody could come up with a small machine that picks it up and encloses it in a poly bag they would make a fortune. Surprised Dyson hasn't come up with something. they have its called an arm, you will find it on your shoulder attached to your hand,Well use yours you anti social old bugger!My point is that a long-handled suction based machine would cut out stooping, wrapping,smelling and tying up the shit. People would then be more likely to pick it up. Maybe even you! They have motor bikes in Paris with these machines on Not any more. They gave them up years ago as they were only picking up a small percentage of the actual shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,143 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 pick up your own shit or dont own a dog,i personally dont let my dog shit on tarmac,i walk it away from the public so will not pick it up.rugby field were my kids train is full of it,thiers no need for it,its normally the lazy,skint owners who let their dog shit everywere who prb hsvent wormed it or vaccinated it so spreads disease. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,736 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 If your out and about in the countryside and your dog shits in the woods just leave it . But if people honestly think leaving shit around on pavements or where people walk Is ok then I'm lost for words 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 If your out and about in the countryside and your dog shits in the woods just leave it . But if people honestly think leaving shit around on pavements or where people walk Is ok then I'm lost for words Quite right, I've never picked up shit, but I don't allow my dog to shit in public areas........if you do & not pick up, you are a kunt! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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