gamerooster 1,179 Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 Katchum your posts always crack me up, my neighbours think I'm a nut job because I bark back at there dogs and make dinosaur noises lol f**k all wrong with making dinosaur noises My speciality is a velociraptor..... I remember they seen me melting lead, unbeknown to them for catty ammo, asked me why I'm melting lead, for fishing weights, to which I replied I sniff the fumes as it helps me sleep at night 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 I haven't spoke to my neighbour yet since i moved here. But when i do the first thing i will be saying is " when you going to tidy that f***ing garden up"? Lazy b*****d its like a tip. The weeds are the height of the fence. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,661 Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 Right so I am the only one that is wondering what noise a dinosaur makes?? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamerooster 1,179 Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 Right so I am the only one that is wondering what noise a dinosaur makes?? Jurassic park.....duhhh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeppi26 1,855 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Right so I am the only one that is wondering what noise a dinosaur makes??This is gamerooster at work pmsl 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,110 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Tbh its none of the cashiers business. I get it often when i put shopping up. Cashiers saying " oh never tried that is it good or does that stuff work or if you buy 2 you get a third free" look just ring the stuff up and stop talking to me. i dont mind cashiers and people serving me wherever its hairdressers i hate talking to . Had the exact same conversation with the hairdreeser over 5 years . " what you doing for work now , Hows the kids etc" Last time I went to the barber he asked, " How would you like it?", I said " well, I'd like half my fringe 3/4" shorter than the other half, a 2" chunk shaved off just above my left ear, a 3" piece left sticking up at the back and my right sideburn shaved off but my other one left untouched," he looked at me a bit puzzled and said " I'm sorry sir, I don't think I can do that"........" well you f***ing managed it last time!!" i dont believe that......your barber actually speaks english Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Katchum your posts always crack me up, my neighbours think I'm a nut job because I bark back at there dogs and make dinosaur noises lolId love to know what my neighbours think of me, but luckily they dont speak to me anymore haha I'll quess at "that c**t next door"...? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
max_wood 161 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Tbh its none of the cashiers business. I get it often when i put shopping up. Cashiers saying " oh never tried that is it good or does that stuff work or if you buy 2 you get a third free" look just ring the stuff up and stop talking to me. i dont mind cashiers and people serving me wherever its hairdressers i hate talking to . Had the exact same conversation with the hairdreeser over 5 years . " what you doing for work now , Hows the kids etc" i got a haircut by this greek bloke once and the only time he spoke he said " its difficult to tell where the head hair stops and the back hair begins" cheeky b*****d 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogFox123 1,379 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 I bet everybody on here asks the taxi driver if they're busy.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Too many people want to be a victim, or want to be offended by something, because it's easier to make sense of a situation if you can blame someone else, rather than admit that you might be wrong or making a fuss over nothing ! Do you know what happens just after you get offended ? F*** all, so shut up, grow up and suck it up !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terryd 8,517 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Tbh its none of the cashiers business. I get it often when i put shopping up. Cashiers saying " oh never tried that is it good or does that stuff work or if you buy 2 you get a third free" look just ring the stuff up and stop talking to me. I have to admit I am exactly the same I just want to get out of there as quick as I can with no chat. But then I see the wife who is happy to pass the time of day and all smiles and happy with them and I thought I need to be more like that so I do try and at least be polite. Some time they have to ask this and that and make you feel welcome so the fook off and leave me a alone stare don't make there day any easier 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,764 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Tbh its none of the cashiers business. I get it often when i put shopping up. Cashiers saying " oh never tried that is it good or does that stuff work or if you buy 2 you get a third free" look just ring the stuff up and stop talking to me. I have to admit I am exactly the same I just want to get out of there as quick as I can with no chat. But then I see the wife who is happy to pass the time of day and all smiles and happy with them and I thought I need to be more like that so I do try and at least be polite. Some time they have to ask this and that and make you feel welcome so the fook off and leave me a alone stare don't make there day any easier I'm the same, it's all a bit false as I see it, bit different when it was your local shop and you knew the cashier/shopkeeper. Some years back me and the wife were in sainsburys with a trolly laden with booze and hors d'oeuvres. "Looks like someone's going to have a nice party" "Actually no, it's for a funeral, my wife's brother died of a brain hemorrhage last week." "Oh, I'm terribly sorry, please forgive me." I thought she was going to burst into tears. I'm pretty sure these cashiers are told to be pleasant and interact with the customer, who is generally a stranger and whose circumstances are not known to the cashier, and it's not always appropriate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Is it just me or is everyone trying to be a victim of some sort of discrimination. Ive read in the sun about a young lad who brought a girls toy up to a cashier and the cashier asked was he sure he had the right toy and did he want the boy version instead.and now his mother is acusing her of gender shaming her son wtf is wrong with people if anyone made the boy out to look like a little poof its the mother telling the whole fooking world her boy likes girls toys. problem is theirs a platform for everybody to air their grievence and with the internet it can take off and become something big . Shit like that has gone on for ages . Pompous people moaning about everything , just modern day people get the attention they crave . Years ago when i was a kid i was at a car boot sale with my old man and a local business owner was leaving the car park and flicked his smoke out the car and it bounced off my body . I was only a kid . Back then my dad shouted at the car and gave him a load of grief and he apologised unreservedly and ended up as nothing . He didnt mean it just wasnt looking where he flicked it as he drove out. My old man got to lose his rag with him . If that happened now to somebody different to my dad , they wouldldnt say anything at the time. Go home and post it on facebook or twitter and create a shit storm with a embelished version of events completely unchecked for facts . The business man would be shamed and be forced to apologise (even if he didnt remember it ) if the ;ocal rag got hold of it it would be spun into a story to make them money . Facebook and twitter plus the newspapers who report on absolutly anything brought us to this point . Always a coin to made somewhere . If that business man done that nowadays he'd first of all be harassed for smoking, secondly get death threats for littering and lastly he'd be accused of abusing a child. For that he'd get counselling. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 I blame the telly...... its full on non entity's all wanting to be '' famous'' ...... the mirror is full of folks who have contacted them with there '' story'' from kids school uniforms ... to some fat lass who was '' offended'' by some comment or other 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,826 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Welcome to lefty liberal victimisation multicultural society, where freedom never exists 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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