mattyg 1,862 Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 A chainsaw and a clown mask...... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 8,895 Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 a few copper nails. trees dont like copper unlike pikeys lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smasher 1,055 Posted October 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 The tree foliage blocks all natural light plus when it sheds its leaves its fcukin up the drains,it's a neighbors and I think he's fond of it so I don't think if I hopped the fence weilding a chainsaw would go down too well, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 Have you tried asking him if you can trim it a bit and trees do shed there leaves. Every autumn i sweep them up don't be so f***ing lazy lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Cut it down ...pick it up and throw it away. When someone asks what happened you say "f**k knows" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 I wouldn't mention anything to neighbours if you plan on killing tree I knew an old fella years ago who said he drilled a hole into a neighbours tree when the were out and inserted a copper pipe in the hole 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scottish lurcher 185 Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 (edited) Wait until its windy and guy at work . Hack It we axe make sure falls on his side then say must of been wind ,oh if it get his green house all the better he won't be a tree hugger after that !??? Edited October 16, 2016 by scottish lurcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scottish lurcher 185 Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 (edited) I wouldn't mention anything to neighbours if you plan on killing tree I knew an old fella years ago who said he drilled a hole into a neighbours tree when the were out and inserted his knob in the hole ?? sorry couldn't resist it ! Cooper nails work the same but take ages . Edited October 16, 2016 by scottish lurcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reaper6 84 Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Get the pikeys to do it....and claim no knowledge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 What sort of tree is it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scottish lurcher 185 Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 What sort of tree is it banana tree? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 it's not your tree so leave it alone.i bet the tree was there before you moved in. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Wait until November and put Christmas lights on it, it may grow on you by December. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Wait until November and put Christmas lights on it, it may grow on you by December. Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomburras 2,730 Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Instead of trying to kill it just clean up the leaves and enjoy it and the wildlife it brings. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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