forest of dean redneck 11,598 Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-who-sex-toy-stuck-8988075?ICID=FB_mirror_main Oh how I laughed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runem 533 Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 That woman must have a fair sized mucker,tried to extract the sex toy with bbq tongs,from the sound of things his arm would have done fine. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Wonder if the ambulance driver went over pot holes on purpose ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,763 Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 So who wouldn't have done it to her or helped her out, she likes getting stuck in the dump valve, kinky bugger 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Bloody hell lost a seven inch dildo that far up they couldn't even retrieve it with BBQ tongues? She must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Can anyone pass me her number? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,598 Posted October 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Bloody hell lost a seven inch dildo that far up they couldn't even retrieve it with BBQ tongues? She must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve. I thought it was up her arse it went??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lloyd90 509 Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) Bloody hell lost a seven inch dildo that far up they couldn't even retrieve it with BBQ tongues? She must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve. I thought it was up her arse it went???It did!! Arse hole like a rabbit hole!! Edited October 6, 2016 by Lloyd90 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tillylamp 1,830 Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Bloody hell lost a seven inch dildo that far up they couldn't even retrieve it with BBQ tongues? She must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve. I thought it was up her arse it went??? it could have been worse........it could have been his fist that got stuck up there....that would have been embarrassing......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Class bird though, has a 7" dildo lost up her "wrong un" and can't wait to tell everyone about it including photos on face book. Her mother must be soooo proud 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Class bird though, has a 7" dildo lost up her "wrong un" and can't wait to tell everyone about it including photos on face book. Her mother must be soooo proud She should join this site. She would get some friends requests. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,598 Posted October 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Class bird though, has a 7" dildo lost up her "wrong un" and can't wait to tell everyone about it including photos on face book. Her mother must be soooo proud She should join this site. She would get some friends requests. Cute little woman you can take to meet your parents,take her home and she is like one of those women from a Macc lads song,Sounds the ideal woman must be a catch bet she can't cook ,or do house work,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,477 Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 The lassy looks tidy but the guy must have a tiny knob if shes using a 7 inch dildo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 I think I'm in love ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 She wouldnt want to bend down in front of a good digging terrier. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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