Fecking Dogs ,,,lol

[hewastheboy 77]

  On 13/09/2016 at 14:52, ginger beard said:

if it happens to anybody it's there own fault.straight out the kennel into the car is it.?or there 1st time out all day.?my mutt only has 2 dumps a day and there early in the day

was you driving a shitron

[Guest vin]

1982 Me and 2 mates parked up at a popular lamping spot for a nights fun.. my mates in his Met Chocolate Brown/Bonze Ford Granada 2.0 Ltr Auto Ghia..(in them days the bollox ,a reet fanny magnet he thought ). anyway the other lads dog had been moaning and whining all the way there down in the footwell of the passenger side...but he kept hoofing it and telling it to shut up etc etc..

When we got there the lad who was driving got out and went to put his boots on and get his dog out of the boot.. ( oh yes i was a saloon, with a big boot ) he told us to leave our dogs in car while he got ready and set up... So I jumps out and goes for a quick pee pee.. and the other lad does the same.

When we went back to let the dogs out again it was like a fekking nitemare of carnage... the lads dog had shit diarrhea all down in between the gearstick and handbrake lever and on the drivers seat... I swear down blind,he had cream velour seats and walnut dash etc etc..the dog has bounced around and splattered it all over dash and just about everywhere...it was like pale Guinness had been sprayed all over his upholstery. . it stank horrendous and made you gip...heheee .. He went balistick and they had a bust up before we even got onto a field.. lad sold the car not long after because he could not get rid of the stains or the smell.. I nearly got a punch off both of them when i said.." I told you it needed a shit "heeeeheeee.

[bhawk 64]

Im just glad this sort of thing doesnt just happen to me!

[trigger2 3,167]

lol good old thl. 3 pages of shit talk

[Teckers 672]

Lol you always seem to remember the shit times though don't you

[bradas 2]

Haha thanks for that tomo and wots up [BANNED TEXT] ya all its only a bit of shit we all do it Yeh vin was crying about it and me and tomo was there laffin that didn't really help but all in all it was a good day