bird 9,916 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 When I met the wife I walked upto her and said here's a key.. She said go on then what's the cheesy punch line? ... I said there isn't one it's the key to my house I will see you later... And that I did! haha , i used to say to them , i ve walked this earth for all these years, and never seen a woman as beautiful as you, god smiled on me today 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 "Can I smell your f***y ?" "Certainly not !" "It must be your feet, then !" 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zx12edge 1,001 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 This guy as got a few good chat up lines 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 I don't suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey? I want to tell them I have found a Sight of outstanding natural beauty. ---------- Do you want to do 68? "What's 68?" You go down on me and I will owe you one ? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 This guy as got a few good chat up lines lol "do you f**k on first dates? Does you dad own a brewery? Can I feel your tits? Or will you show em to me?" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Is that a ladder in your tights or a stair way to heaven ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,608 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Your dress would look good on my bedroom floor Get your coat you've pulled And did it hurt when you fell from heaven(Are you an angel) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,608 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Oh and do you take sugar in your tea/coffee ,asking now so I don't forget for tomorrow morning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runem 533 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 I pressume theres a lot of single people on the htl. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Craic 203 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Can i borrow your phone number as ive lost mine. Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 I pressume theres a lot of single people on the htl. And virgins 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Barbarian1990 220 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Met a girl on a night out about 3 years ago she was great too look at but sempt very well to do and came across quite stuck up I'd seen lads all night trying to buy her drinks and even a few of the lads I was out with was telling her how beautiful she was and all the usual bullshit we tell women. After a bit too much to drink I told all the lads that women don't want nice guys and I knew what to do to get her. Obviously they all ripped me and told me try it or shut up. I walked up to her And told her I was going to bum her in my caravan.... we are now married ? I've not lived it down yet though. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tillylamp 1,830 Posted August 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 i had to laugh at some of them.....good on yeah, if you can pull it off.... another one i heard.....he said to her, "if i ask you to dance, you would probably say NO...but if you ask me, i would say...YES" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Craic 203 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 I pressume theres a lot of single people on the htl. And virgins Hunting Virgin's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trigger2 3,145 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Can i borrow your phone number as ive lost mine. Lol my mate pulled a stunning bird with that line. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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