tillylamp 1,830 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 what's the best/worst/and most cheesy chat up lines you have heard or done!!! a load of us went out years back....and one of the lads said to this girl...."i'm a lover, not a fighter"......well..i just cringed... but she fell, hook line and sinker for it....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,690 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Someone I know tells girls he plays proffesional football for teams like Yeovil town , Stevenage and other lower teams . Used to play in the same team as vardy years ago etc. Yes shocking at football Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 "You don't sweat much for a big girl " , " if you don't sleep on your belly , any chance I could " ...two absolute winners that never fail ...well maybe occasionally .. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,509 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 My names dick, dya like it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,186 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Sssssh just relax and breathe in through the rag love.... I'm also a man who understands actions speak louder than words so with that in mind I do like to just surprise 'em with a clock to the noggin and bag 'em over the head.... ohhh such playful times ? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 I tend to wait till there drunk pasted out..saves all this conversation lark...and as long as you clean..or lick the mess up before they wake up there none the wiser... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,509 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 (edited) I tend to wait till there drunk pasted out..saves all this conversation lark...and as long as you clean..or lick the mess up before they wake up there none the wiser...Until 9 month later an you owe more maintenance Edited August 18, 2016 by gnipper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Do you work at Subway ? 'Cos you just gave me a foot-long ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 I hope all your children grow up to have hairy chests 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Wanna go halves on a b*****d ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,667 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 When I met the wife I walked upto her and said here's a key.. She said go on then what's the cheesy punch line? ... I said there isn't one it's the key to my house I will see you later... And that I did! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,984 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Just be yourself lads!! Seconds thoughts probably not lol Make a girl laugh, get her drunk, subtly tell her you're an expert at licking pussy don't just blurt it out ?? you know when a girls up for it, if she ain't move onto one that is...Always worked for me ?? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogFox123 1,379 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 (edited) "can I give you an Australian Kiss?" "what's that?"...... "it's like a French kiss but down under"....... Edited August 18, 2016 by DogFox123 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Walk up to a girl and ask her to spell "Me" Girl - M E You - you forgot the 'D' ! Girl - There's no 'D' in ME ! You - Not yet there isn't Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Do you like chocolate? Open your legs and I'll give you a boost! Do you like jewelry? Suck my c**k it's a gem! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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