Guest MOLLY Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 i heard if you lick ya finger and poke it in some coke and rub it on ther minge there meant get turned on more never tried it probly wudnt dare to to tell you the truth sounds a bit mental dont it any one heard of that before? no but i wonder what would happen if you used pepsi max Rotflmfao Moll. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Next time you are doing the hoovering, take the cleaning nozzle bit off the end of the long pipe and have a wee romp over your lady garden it will get the blood flowing to all the right places and its a handy excuse to why the hoovering never gets done if your like me and you hate housework Nothing sucks like an Electrolux well i darnt try that mines 2000 watt one, jesus christ what a thought Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Big Fish Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Next time you are doing the hoovering, take the cleaning nozzle bit off the end of the long pipe and have a wee romp over your lady garden it will get the blood flowing to all the right places and its a handy excuse to why the hoovering never gets done if your like me and you hate housework Nothing sucks like an Electrolux well i darnt try that mines 2000 watt one, jesus christ what a thought Well whatever floats your boat i suppose Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Next time you are doing the hoovering, take the cleaning nozzle bit off the end of the long pipe and have a wee romp over your lady garden it will get the blood flowing to all the right places and its a handy excuse to why the hoovering never gets done if your like me and you hate housework Nothing sucks like an Electrolux well i darnt try that mines 2000 watt one, jesus christ what a thought Well whatever floats your boat i suppose Me boats sunk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted December 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Next time you are doing the hoovering, take the cleaning nozzle bit off the end of the long pipe and have a wee romp over your lady garden it will get the blood flowing to all the right places and its a handy excuse to why the hoovering never gets done if your like me and you hate housework Wow I'm all for a spot of Hoovering . if you ever need a housekeeper who's a dab hand with the hoover give me a shout .... Jasper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Big Fish Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Actually i was going to offer my specialist cleaning services, jasper. I do hoovering and pressure washing I even wear a uniform Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Actually i was going to offer my specialist cleaning services, jasper. I do hoovering and pressure washing I even wear a uniform I have some hard standing that needs attention do you travel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Big Fish Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Actually i was going to offer my specialist cleaning services, jasper. I do hoovering and pressure washing I even wear a uniform I have some hard standing that needs attention do you travel I do! Does the hard standing need micro cleaning? By that, i mean special, close up attention? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Actually i was going to offer my specialist cleaning services, jasper. I do hoovering and pressure washing I even wear a uniform I have some hard standing that needs attention do you travel I do! Does the hard standing need micro cleaning? By that, i mean special, close up attention? well its all green so i think so yes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Chid 6,450 Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 sorry just trying my new thing out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 sorry just trying my new thing out I would much rather be sat on that bike than hoovering any day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,450 Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 come and ride it any time. and the bike of course Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 come and ride it any time. and the bike of course Who said anything about riding it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,450 Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 sit on it then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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