lurcherman 887 13,185 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 You need a 50/50 mix of cow shit and sheep shit put it in a bucket and piss in it three mornings in a row and mix it well ... Apply liberally all over your body three times a day ... A proper country insect repellent that Dave ........ Failing that jungle formula is decent stuff ........ Ugh! Jungle Formula sounds disgusting. I can make jungle formula for you walshie if you want? All I need is a few samples of semen off socks and I will add my own sample for you and mix it up in a spray bottle with some lavender You can have it for a fiver You can be the one to collect it off him then. Im sure he would oblige ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 You need a 50/50 mix of cow shit and sheep shit put it in a bucket and piss in it three mornings in a row and mix it well ... Apply liberally all over your body three times a day ... A proper country insect repellent that Dave ........ Failing that jungle formula is decent stuff ........ Ugh! Jungle Formula sounds disgusting. I can make jungle formula for you walshie if you want? All I need is a few samples of semen off socks and I will add my own sample for you and mix it up in a spray bottle with some lavender You can have it for a fiver You can be the one to collect it off him then. He can just ask his missus for some !!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 You need a 50/50 mix of cow shit and sheep shit put it in a bucket and piss in it three mornings in a row and mix it well ... Apply liberally all over your body three times a day ... A proper country insect repellent that Dave ........ Failing that jungle formula is decent stuff ........ Ugh! Jungle Formula sounds disgusting. I can make jungle formula for you walshie if you want? All I need is a few samples of semen off socks and I will add my own sample for you and mix it up in a spray bottle with some lavender You can have it for a fiver You can be the one to collect it off him then. Im sure he would oblige ? Why would I need to collect it when you have got loads of it already? Come on now don't be shy. Send some over ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 You need a 50/50 mix of cow shit and sheep shit put it in a bucket and piss in it three mornings in a row and mix it well ... Apply liberally all over your body three times a day ... A proper country insect repellent that Dave ........ Failing that jungle formula is decent stuff ........ Ugh! Jungle Formula sounds disgusting. I can make jungle formula for you walshie if you want?All I need is a few samples of semen off socks and I will add my own sample for you and mix it up in a spray bottle with some lavender You can have it for a fiver You can be the one to collect it off him then. He can just ask his missus for some !!!!!!! Lol Ken my missus is almost 5 foot tall. It would be like watching a Jack Russel mount a greyhound ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 By far the best , is called cintrella oil , from boots , you will have to order it off them I use it for france when carp fishing , and rest assured it will work , you will NOT get bitten by anything , Thats a promise only draw back is it stinks of lemons , put in in a atomizer, and dilute with water , even the wife wont bite you on the neck try it , its the best ever atb That's worth knowing. The little Fuckers love me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,089 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Skin so soft made by Avon the spray one 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 You need a 50/50 mix of cow shit and sheep shit put it in a bucket and piss in it three mornings in a row and mix it well ... Apply liberally all over your body three times a day ... A proper country insect repellent that Dave ........ Failing that jungle formula is decent stuff ........ Ugh! Jungle Formula sounds disgusting. I can make jungle formula for you walshie if you want?All I need is a few samples of semen off socks and I will add my own sample for you and mix it up in a spray bottle with some lavender You can have it for a fiver You can be the one to collect it off him then. He can just ask his missus for some !!!!!!! Lol Ken my missus is almost 5 foot tall. It would be like watching a Jack Russel mount a greyhound Lol I'm not that fukcing short .... Anyway everybody's the size lying down lol ....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,103 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Forget deet long term it's been linked to Neuro disorders.... Just cover your body liberally with tiger balm (the red one) you'll not get bitten.... make sure you apply loads around the edges of your armpits apparently when you swear it makes it stronger to the insects ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 image.jpeg That's the stuff. I get through a lot of it. It definitely works. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,185 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 You need a 50/50 mix of cow shit and sheep shit put it in a bucket and piss in it three mornings in a row and mix it well ... Apply liberally all over your body three times a day ... A proper country insect repellent that Dave ........ Failing that jungle formula is decent stuff ........ Ugh! Jungle Formula sounds disgusting. I can make jungle formula for you walshie if you want? All I need is a few samples of semen off socks and I will add my own sample for you and mix it up in a spray bottle with some lavender You can have it for a fiver You can be the one to collect it off him then. Im sure he would oblige ?Why would I need to collect it when you have got loads of it already? Come on now don't be shy. Send some over ? I know the horny b*****d left a trail like a slug round me garden and i only offered him a drink Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,236 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Jungle formula is the daddy, that and eat plenty of marmite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 image.jpegThat's the stuff. I get through a lot of it. It definitely works. I Can believe that Gaz summer hunters are known to go through a lot of the stuff haha AtLol you're not kidding. It's too cold go lamping in winter so best get some done in the summer months. Haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 You need a 50/50 mix of cow shit and sheep shit put it in a bucket and piss in it three mornings in a row and mix it well ... Apply liberally all over your body three times a day ... A proper country insect repellent that Dave ........ Failing that jungle formula is decent stuff ........ Ugh! Jungle Formula sounds disgusting. I can make jungle formula for you walshie if you want? All I need is a few samples of semen off socks and I will add my own sample for you and mix it up in a spray bottle with some lavender You can have it for a fiver You can be the one to collect it off him then. Im sure he would oblige ?Why would I need to collect it when you have got loads of it already? Come on now don't be shy. Send some over ? I know the horny b*****d left a trail like a slug round me garden and i only offered him a drink Lmao that's too far. Haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,185 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Tell me about it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,858 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Anything with high deet percentage,but dont put it on your forehead,the sweat carries it down into your eyes and you end up looking like you havent slept for weeks and it stings like f**k. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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