walshie 2,804 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 I always have been one to get bitten by insects more than anyone else in the house, but this year I've been eaten alive. What's the best insect repellent to use? Wearing long sleeves and trousers isn't a great option when it's warm like this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Do you really think that your cut out for this country living butt? LOL 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 I used to get bitten to buggery in London. I think the insects followed me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Avon do a product. I'm sure it's a moisturiser spray. But there's something in it that keeps the biters away. I will have to ask my missus what it's called. Unless northernlite sees this first. I've seen him mention it before. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Avon body lotion works and it'll soften your southern Jessie skin too. LOL 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 As long as i don't end up smelling like a prostitute's handbag I'll be OK. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 You need a 50/50 mix of cow shit and sheep shit put it in a bucket and piss in it three mornings in a row and mix it well ... Apply liberally all over your body three times a day ... A proper country insect repellent that Dave ........ Failing that jungle formula is decent stuff ........ 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Something with a tonne of DEET in it... Wear long sleeves and long pants and spray the fabric with it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 You need a 50/50 mix of cow shit and sheep shit put it in a bucket and piss in it three mornings in a row and mix it well ... Apply liberally all over your body three times a day ... A proper country insect repellent that Dave ........ Failing that jungle formula is decent stuff ........ Ugh! Jungle Formula sounds disgusting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 You need a 50/50 mix of cow shit and sheep shit put it in a bucket and piss in it three mornings in a row and mix it well ... Apply liberally all over your body three times a day ... A proper country insect repellent that Dave ........ Failing that jungle formula is decent stuff ........ Ugh! Jungle Formula sounds disgusting. I can make jungle formula for you walshie if you want? All I need is a few samples of semen off socks and I will add my own sample for you and mix it up in a spray bottle with some lavender ? You can have it for a fiver ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flipbull 1,139 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Bit of marmite they will either love you or hate you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Something with a tonne of DEET in it... Wear long sleeves and long pants and spray the fabric with it. DEET ffs Chris he lives on the west coast of Wales not Africa. LOL 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 I'd wager he won't get bitten either! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 You need a 50/50 mix of cow shit and sheep shit put it in a bucket and piss in it three mornings in a row and mix it well ... Apply liberally all over your body three times a day ... A proper country insect repellent that Dave ........ Failing that jungle formula is decent stuff ........ Ugh! Jungle Formula sounds disgusting. I can make jungle formula for you walshie if you want? All I need is a few samples of semen off socks and I will add my own sample for you and mix it up in a spray bottle with some lavender You can have it for a fiver You can be the one to collect it off him then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David.evans 5,323 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 By far the best , is called cintrella oil , from boots , you will have to order it off them I use it for france when carp fishing , and rest assured it will work , you will NOT get bitten by anything , Thats a promise only draw back is it stinks of lemons , put in in a atomizer, and dilute with water , even the wife wont bite you on the neck try it , its the best ever atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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