bob.243 9,108 Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 You need to see a doctor and quick. was kinda thinking may would just tell me off, merkel would want to invite a few hundred asylum seekers in the bedroom to watch which l put me off , but ole nick shed be a bit more welcoming ,,, yeah your right bob lol Well hello GL 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,831 Posted July 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 You need to see a doctor and quick. was kinda thinking may would just tell me off, merkel would want to invite a few hundred asylum seekers in the bedroom to watch which l put me off , but ole nick shed be a bit more welcoming ,,, yeah your right bob lol Well hello GL angela_merkel_5285151.jpg liking it bob I'm looking at her in a different light now 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,831 Posted July 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 some fussy guy's on here or at least they say they are but i think most would because like me your all tramps and remember last on's the daddy. ps i'd do them in any order they liked. that's the way oj Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,831 Posted July 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 I'd do all 3 ...... in a borstal greenhouse with a complimentary kidney punch for each of them. aggressive sex eh jon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,764 Posted July 22, 2016 Report Share Posted July 22, 2016 I was standing at the bar having a pint the other night when I felt someone gently squeeze my bum and say "You're kind of cute, do you have a phone number". I turned round and there stood Angela Merkel. "Yes, I have a phone number, do you have a pen" I said. She replied "Yes I do have a pen" I said "Well don't you think you had better go and get in it before the farmer notices you're missing." 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted July 22, 2016 Report Share Posted July 22, 2016 (edited) Angela Merkel had a meeting with Nicola Sturgeon recently, but she was stopped by Immigration, at Glasgow airport. "Name ?", asks the officer. "Angela Merkel" "Nationality ?" "German" "Occupation ?" "No, just a preliminary assessment." Edited July 22, 2016 by Blackbriar 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOPPER 1,809 Posted July 22, 2016 Report Share Posted July 22, 2016 by the looks of nicola sturgeon looks like someone got there first she looks pregnant or could be the topshop suit but she defo has a bump there, maybe the liking for Guinness has something to do with it or was it iron brew lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,846 Posted July 22, 2016 Report Share Posted July 22, 2016 I reckon Suzanne Evans would be filth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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