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First night I put two crab pots out,,and caught 3 big edibles,,,and a few other bits,,,,

 

Fook sake he's fishing with a fly rod,,,all very sporting I'm sure,,,what's wrong with half a dozen night lines,,with 50 hooks a piece,,they have a boat,,,not only have the got some collapsible pots,,but proper ones,,,and a load of others they use as wardrobes,,,

 

He's not really a fisherman,,,or he would have brought a few nets of difrent kinds,,

 

The shooting fella,,,I bet he's restricted with seasons,,I think it's April there,,and I think it's Scotland ,,so reds are out,,,not sure if there are roe there,,,but surly there's a few rabbits and hares about,,,

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They don't relise how easy they have got it every thing layed on for them I've had to survive with no food water no tools,only yesterday I was locked out of my house for two hours could of starved to

thing is working folk are to busy working .to live the dream

I get so pissed off with all these programs, which are a real missed chance for real people to show that they can survive without all the shit we carry around with us today, so rather than moan and sa

First night I put two crab pots out,,and caught 3 big edibles,,,and a few other bits,,,,

Fook sake he's fishing with a fly rod,,,all very sporting I'm sure,,,what's wrong with half a dozen night lines,,with 50 hooks a piece,,they have a boat,,,not only have the got some collapsible pots,,but proper ones,,,and a load of others they use as wardrobes,,,

He's not really a fisherman,,,or he would have brought a few nets of difrent kinds,,

The shooting fella,,,I bet he's restricted with seasons,,I think it's April there,,and I think it's Scotland ,,so reds are out,,,not sure if there are roe there,,,but surly there's a few rabbits and hares about,,,

that kind of thinking bars you from them shows as well, common sense, that's your problem,
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First night I put two crab pots out,,and caught 3 big edibles,,,and a few other bits,,,,

Fook sake he's fishing with a fly rod,,,all very sporting I'm sure,,,what's wrong with half a dozen night lines,,with 50 hooks a piece,,they have a boat,,,not only have the got some collapsible pots,,but proper ones,,,and a load of others they use as wardrobes,,,

He's not really a fisherman,,,or he would have brought a few nets of difrent kinds,,

The shooting fella,,,I bet he's restricted with seasons,,I think it's April there,,and I think it's Scotland ,,so reds are out,,,not sure if there are roe there,,,but surly there's a few rabbits and hares about,,,

They were allowed tomtake personal stuff,one took a set of french literature books ffs,any normal person would have taken a small gill net,mist net (balls up into a tiny bundle and protein is protein,we used to shoot blackbirds when we camped out and eat them),snares,couple of fenn mk 6's or bodygrips,useful stuff.

That geordie lad has a bit of sexual jealousy next week i think,he kicks off,looks like its over the blond lass.

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Yeh saw the trailer ,,,going to miss the rest,,of on hols Monday around France Spain ,,and maybe Swiss ,,looking forward to the top left hand corner of Spain,,,called galithia,,,spelling,,,above Portugal

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Yeh saw the trailer ,,,going to miss the rest,,of on hols Monday around France Spain ,,and maybe Swiss ,,looking forward to the top left hand corner of Spain,,,called galithia,,,spelling,,,above Portugal

Lifestyles of the rich and famous eh,enjoy the trip.

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First night I put two crab pots out,,and caught 3 big edibles,,,and a few other bits,,,,

 

Fook sake he's fishing with a fly rod,,,all very sporting I'm sure,,,what's wrong with half a dozen night lines,,with 50 hooks a piece,,they have a boat,,,not only have the got some collapsible pots,,but proper ones,,,and a load of others they use as wardrobes,,,

 

He's not really a fisherman,,,or he would have brought a few nets of difrent kinds,,

 

The shooting fella,,,I bet he's restricted with seasons,,I think it's April there,,and I think it's Scotland ,,so reds are out,,,not sure if there are roe there,,,but surly there's a few rabbits and hares about,,,

They should be fishing in a rota system 24 hours a day. A couple of hours a day is ridiculous. Often the best fishing is to be had at night. Also they should be constructing tidal fish traps. The people they choose for these programmes are always arty farty emotional 'give us a hug types'. Far better off with lads and lasses from council estates that most of us can identify with. I can think of a few characters I've known over the years that would be great for telly.

I used to work with a lad on the bins. In those days we had to collect the bins from people's back gardens. In one particular pub there was an aggressive alsation dog.The deal was we asked for the dog to be locked up before we entered the yard.Archie bet us all he could knock the dog out if it went for him.Good as his word he went in. The dog went apeshit. Archie came out unharmed, the dog never even barked when we collected from there after that. He said he grabbed it when it rushed him, throttled it, shook it by the scruff and punched it a few times. :boxing: He would do anything for a laugh or a dare. One day somebody shouted at him that he'd left their gate open and to come and shut it. Archie marched over to him, took the gate off its hinges, threw it at the bloke and said:'you f****n shut it and don't go grassing to the council. The bloke didn't make a complaint.

Another time we went out for a few pints. Archie was daft enough sober, but with a drink he was on another planet. I'm not much of a drinker so I headed home early. Thank f**k I did. Archie went berserk in the pub, flattened the landlord and two punters. He then left the pub,smashed a Burtons' main window, got changed into a new suit and promptly fell asleep. The cops found him sleeping like a baby. He gave the cops hell for waking him up. He was a mad fecker but would give you his last penny if you asked him. A proper bloke and a true friend.

Another lad I worked with driving tippers on motorway construction. He was fine unless he thought you were taking the piss. (Hence his nickname --''Paranoid Piss''). One Friday his wage slip was wrong and the girls from the office wouldn't change it until the following week. The rest of us accepted the mistake but not PP. Feck me if he didn't take any vehicle he could find and drive them up the motorway embankment at an impossible angle so that they cowped over. It was like a scene from an apocalypse movie.

I can think of a few others I've met over the years that would make great telly. Too many effeminate, public school clones in these programmes.

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Yeh saw the trailer ,,,going to miss the rest,,of on hols Monday around France Spain ,,and maybe Swiss ,,looking forward to the top left hand corner of Spain,,,called galithia,,,spelling,,,above Portugal

Lifestyles of the rich and famous eh,enjoy the trip.

Camping and living of beans on toast mate ,,lol

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The "gamekeeper" is interviewed in this weeks shooting news,the fisherman is obsessed with fly-fishing,they need an oliver reed type from his movie castaway to liven things up.

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