Kelly Brook

[iworkwhippets 12,704]

You can keep your Kelly brookes , im quite happy with my neighbour Gladys top of my street, makes a mean chip butty, and sits theer legs akimbo while I eat it, the chip butty

Edited July 15, 2016 by iworkwhippets

[peterhunter86 8,627]

You can keep your Kelly brookes , im quite happy with my neighbour Gladys top of my street, makes a mean chip butty, and sits theer legs akimbo while I eat it, the chip butty

 

If shes that good why you sitting eating a butty instead of rallying auld gladys

[treecreeper 1,136]

Can't work on an empty stomach ?

[dodger 2,765]

I'm more than happy with how my misses looks n Iv been lucky enough to of been with some real lookers but in my experience there's girls for a good time and girls you gota live with, some of them melt in ya mouth ones are good for some fun but can be real hard work n do my head in if spend to much time with em..

[mushroom 13,253]

 

 

I'd hold her hand, take her for a delicious meal, fine wine, stroll along the banks of the Seine, maybe lie down on a blanket in each others arms with a divine bottle of crystal

Its not a good look that.......hand in hand with a treacle.....juggling a blanket,bottle and glasses in the other hand......so its either a mincers little picnic basket or make her glug it out the bottle

Ffs Gnasher of course she's glugging from the bottle.... did you see me write; gay basket and fuucking rose petals?? Edited July 15, 2016 by mushroom

[albert64 1,882]

 

I have a go on her .atb dc

Not with my arse in the way

Carefull he might use you as a condom

[albert64 1,882]

There all snakes with tits

[squab 2,875]

had a lot laughs with kelly few year back filming she bang on and id eat the arse out of it given chance

[king 11,984]

I would drag my balls and dick through 10 miles of razor blades with nothing but the Islamic state sweat rags as my water supply only to meet the man who sat on the same bus as her 2 years ago

Sounds like you fancy her rusty.

[Bosun11 537]

Kelly Brook is lovely, always has been.

[Fellman Mark 607]

Already smashed it lads ........ she was shit??????

[tillylamp 1,836]

Already smashed it lads ........ she was shit

 

......funny that...she said the same thing about you..... .....i reckon....one of you two is lying...... ......

[Gaz_1989 9,539]

Hark at all the crumpet afficianados......"nah, she's carry a bit of weight"........f**k sake, half of you are probably slobbering after a bird on a Saturday night who looks like Arthur Mullard in a dress......and still getting a knock back ! Lol lol

Lol. She's definitely carrying a bit of weight WILF. You can't argue that surely?

 

My missus is deffo easier on the eye than kelly brook. But I would smash her for the rack alone.

[ryaldinhio 4,745]

Normally big uns try harder but not sure she would because she is' kelly brook'.

 

Not been fussed wi her for years. Not bothered fro Holly willobooby either. Nether got a patch on my Mrs...fo looks not size! I dont go fo big uns.

[ryaldinhio 4,745]

I cant find the best missus thread?!