Astanley 11,588 Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Oops sorry I meant Mormons ,fekin Mormons knocking on the door again . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 If you don't want Muslims knocking on your door you really should stop ordering take aways. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Either way both not welcome !! Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Oops sorry I meant Mormons ,fekin Mormons knocking on the door again . Oops, bloody typos eh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Either way both not welcome !! Atb Do you tell them to leave the pizza at the end of the driveway? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Apparently, Mormons and Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween........... ........perhaps they don't appreciate random strangers knocking on their doors ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeskyWabbits 464 Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Oops sorry I meant Mormons ,fekin Mormons knocking on the door again . Well they won't have come round for a cup of tea. Tell them you're happy with your morals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,819 Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Just invite them in, sit them down with a cup of tea, then pop a blue movie in the dvd, I bet they won't stay to drink the tea but if they do you may well be fcuked in more ways than one lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 I invited one in and out the kettle on. I sat down and said to him "So...what do you want to talk about ?" He said "I don't know - I've never got this far !" 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tillylamp 1,846 Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 if it was a muslim......make sure you check your front porch for ruck sacks on his way out........ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 Didn't even know there were any Mormons in this country. It's usually just terrified looking students collecting for charity I have to tell to feck off,it'd be nice to mix it up now and then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ratbuster 808 Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 I normally only get morons at the door..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,588 Posted July 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 Was this ment to be funny? No it wasn't meant to be "funny " it is part of a nationwide social experiment currently being conducted by Liverpool university in conjunction with the council of British Muslims .The wording of the opening post was carefully composed by some of the countries most eminent people in the field of Sociology specifically for this site ,...now please do not try to derail what may prove to be the most important sociological experiment this country has ever conducted ,let the thread run its natural course and don't let your humourless demeanor stand in the way of science ...thank you . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 10,478 Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 Dont know why them mormons in their suits always remind me of the baddys in the film matrix.lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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