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lol ah its not just mine then bloody statham. Wouldn't want him as me milk man

Never trust a skinny chef

There'd be nothing but jungle, then a glimmer... Then you'd be dead!

i didn't mind watching him years back, but i haven't seen anything he's done lately, but i didn't find him a believable actor tho.........well.....not as believable as that bird that popped out of that cake topless in under siege......... :laugh:

iv'e never been a fan of van dam, he's gone all weird of late....he does the cools light beer adverts here......i don't know what he has done to him self of late...he looks hideous for it tho....... :yes:

Jason statham the man for the action films.........so my wife tells me......... :hmm:

 

 

lol ah its not just mine then bloody statham. Wouldn't want him as me milk man :laugh:

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He was never a van dame type fighter the styles were never explosive enough for making good movies, prob still kick the kunt out of ye though, he's like watching paint dry

 

Probably could if he could catch me, but it looks like a medium paced walk would outrun him. :laugh:

 

 

Depends if he had his tank with him.

 

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I saw him once,sweating my bollocks off in Hong kong i was wearing a t-shirt,flip-flops and shorts,you could see the heat shimmer on the pavements it was so hot,he was wearing that buckskin heavy tasseled jacket he wore in On Deadly Ground i think?Theres a snake soup restaurant in wanchai with a pic of him in the window wearing it,he was in honkers to open planet hollywood,he is a caricature of himself,chuck norris should whup his ass.

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Steven Seagal runs away from JCVD....aye so I f***ing did. You sure JCVD wasn't wanting a 'do the splits' competition..??

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Why doesnt his hair move,especially the suspicious bit at the back?There was a bit of a furore about him a few years back,a young assistant of his said he wanted a massage from her,which is unusual as she was a secretary or office PA and he wanted her nude while she did it?In all his movies he is ex-CIA-SEAL-KGB-MOSSAD-RSPCA-MFI theres nothing original,fat old guy tries to retain youth,let it go mate,retire gracefully.

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