South hams hunter 8,921 Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 ..if you watch anymore TV, your eyes will go square and you'll grow little buttons down the side of your face.. Yep, the days of having to walk to the TV to change between the 4 channels available. Only we could choose from just 2, as Mum didn't like ITV or channel 4, so she superglued the buttons for those stations so they wouldn't move. Shame she didn't realise that we just re-tuned stations 8 and 9 to ITV and channel 4... and what about not driving on Dartmoor after dusk, for fear of being got by the Hairy Hand ? Devon teenagers today have no respect for the Hairy Hand. and devils elbow 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Don't make me come over there. (When you were just out of swiping range.) Take your coat off or you won't feel the benefit when you go out. You treat this house like a bloody hotel. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Often heard a lad fart and he'd say "better owt then me eye."my oldman always says-did you hear them ducks?lol-if he drops his guts and it f****n stinks then it's "bigger breaths it will go quicker"he said it once in a lift full of store girls when I worked shopfitting with him-man has no shame lol.atb dc Used to dig with a chap who'd let rip for several seconds and he'd say "f**k me, there's a fox after bolting on a motor bike." Used to drink with another chap and if you asked him was he drinking last night he'd say "I was fuller than a Tinker womans bra." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Don't put new shoes on the table Don't put umbrella up in the house 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,896 Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Stop playing with it, it'll drop off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,244 Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Shed a tear. Half a crown. Haymaker. Old school. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darbo 4,774 Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 F#ck him and the horse that brought him. You look like youve been dragged through a hedge backwards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dai dogs 1,411 Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Ching meaning = £5 Carpet meaning = £20 Cockle meaning = £10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 You and who's army? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Get off and milk it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,784 Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Get off and milk it.[/quote I can't its a bull Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,689 Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 How does it work if you have a sandwich at 12 o clock and a roast dinner at 6 o clock then. Have you had a sandwich for your dinner and a roast for your tea ? ............do yous ask the ol woman to send you off to work with a nice sausage sandwich for your packed dinner ? Dinner is mid day unless it's Sunday...then you have a proper dinner at tea time. When in hunt service our master invited us for supper...I turned up in my pyjamas ready for hot milk and a biscuit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Ching meaning = £5 Carpet meaning = £20 Cockle meaning = £10 quite a lot of my mates say cockle ( as in cock and hen = ten) but i never heard the other two. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,034 Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 If someone was poor they hadn't got two hapennies to rub together. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steeltoecapboot 58 Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 I was talking to a woman the other day who's in her late 80s. She mentioned that her neighbours daughter was going out with a Darky and she also mentioned another chap who's one of those Gays that you hear about. Years ago an Irish saying for pulling a bird was to "shift" her. We all fell around the place one night when an English girl told us she was popping out to shift her car. remember the first time I heard that Neil,bout 25 years ago mates Dublin cousin and her mate came up north to "knock" about with us, mate says few days later " yer woman's looking to shift me !" What's that mean says I ,fcuked if I know says him 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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