Kay 3,709 Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 If he asks where something is my reply is '' its in the sideboard'' and when its getting dark its '' put the big light on''. ..... I also say put the crocks away don't leave them on the draining board...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,823 Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 "MUUUUUMMMMM, when's dad home?" "He's run away with a black woman!" WTF was that all about? LOL mum wheres dad he;s gone to see a man about a dog 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,763 Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 "MUUUUUMMMMM, when's dad home?" "He's run away with a black woman!" WTF was that all about? LOL mum wheres dad he;s gone to see a man about a dog Yep, got that all the time too. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 If he asks where something is my reply is '' its in the sideboard'' and when its getting dark its '' put the big light on''. ..... I also say put the crocks away don't leave them on the draining board...lolThe big light lol, I hate having the big light on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,757 Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 "MUUUUUMMMMM, when's dad home?" "He's run away with a black woman!" WTF was that all about? LOL oh yeah sure enough!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 As black as Newgate's knocker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,763 Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 I don't know if this quite qualifies but I certainly hear it less, 'yon', in the context of; "Where's owd Jack live nah then?" "Ova yon 'ill" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,921 Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 This is like a topic of all the stuff I heard as a kid, my old man still uses most off those Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 From Mums everywhere... Because I said so. Don't look at me in that tone of voice If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you? Who's "she"? The cat's mother? What did your last slave die of? Eating the crusts will make your hair curly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 I'll give you something to think about in a minute. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,823 Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 From Mums everywhere... Because I said so. Don't look at me in that tone of voice If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you? Who's "she"? The cat's mother? What did your last slave die of? Eating the crusts will make your hair curly. and if you swallow bubblegum it gets wrapped around your heart and you will die Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,531 Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 As a kid if I was doing a job badly my old man would say... Your like a cow with a brush. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,531 Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 Also... Mum where is it? ... Up jacks arse in America.. Wtf? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 She"s seen more japs eyes than a oriental optician. She has a cnut like a police station pricks going in and out like i dont no what 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 My Mum used to mix and match "mum phrases" to suit. After watching too much TV. "Don't come running to me when you've got big thick glasses." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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