greg64 2,825 Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 My kids used to shake there heads if I said '' get me a marathon out the cupboard '' Seen 4 pack of topics in icelands ,not seen them in ages ,so bought a pack,lol whats got a hazel nut in every bite squirrel shit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) I told me mate other day I'll be round in abit on me push iron he hadnt clue what i was on about. Had to explain what 10 bob was to a woman at work who's atleast 15 year older than me. Edited June 1, 2016 by treecreeper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 7,248 Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 My daughter asked me what I was talking about the other day when we had the radio on in the car and I said I like this record. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,825 Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 Wow we're on old sweets now. I'm just waiting for someone to mention spangles, aztec bars or those revolting parma violets that tasted of perfume. does anyone remember Spanish gold, it was in a pouch like tobacco but it was made of coconut used to love them as a kid and cresta the non frothy frothy stuff 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,764 Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 Wow we're on old sweets now. I'm just waiting for someone to mention spangles, aztec bars or those revolting parma violets that tasted of perfume. does anyone remember Spanish gold, it was in a pouch like tobacco but it was made of coconut used to love them as a kid and cresta the non frothy frothy stuff I remember that, it was nice. Also remember when the Blackjacks wrapper had a golliwog face on it, and you could buy sweet cigarettes where the end was dyed red and even buy non-edible fags which were filled with chalk dust and you could blow a puff of dust out to look like smoke All very politically incorrect now. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,873 Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 My daughter asked me what I was talking about the other day when we had the radio on in the car and I said I like this record. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,825 Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) Wow we're on old sweets now. I'm just waiting for someone to mention spangles, aztec bars or those revolting parma violets that tasted of perfume. does anyone remember Spanish gold, it was in a pouch like tobacco but it was made of coconut used to love them as a kid and cresta the non frothy frothy stuff I remember that, it was nice. Also remember when the Blackjacks wrapper had a golliwog face on it, and you could buy sweet cigarettes where the end was dyed red and even buy non-edible fags which were filled with chalk dust and you could blow a puff of dust out to look like smoke All very politically incorrect now. are sweet shop used to sell you proper fags in singles 2p for 1 number 6 and a couple of loose matches Edited June 1, 2016 by greg64 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,764 Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 Wow we're on old sweets now. I'm just waiting for someone to mention spangles, aztec bars or those revolting parma violets that tasted of perfume. does anyone remember Spanish gold, it was in a pouch like tobacco but it was made of coconut used to love them as a kid and cresta the non frothy frothy stuff I remember that, it was nice. Also remember when the Blackjacks wrapper had a golliwog face on it, and you could buy sweet cigarettes where the end was dyed red and even buy non-edible fags which were filled with chalk dust and you could blow a puff of dust out to look like smoke All very politically incorrect now. are sweet shop used to sell you proper fags in singles 2p for 1 number 6 and a couple of loose matches Yep, and ours They obviously knew you were way too young but still flogged them to you. We had one shop used to sell a cigarette which we used to call a 'joystick', about 3 times the length of a normal one. When we were flush we would buy a pack of 5 and a book of matches, we thought we looked the boll*cks walking down the road coughing our lungs out. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,918 Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 Told the lass to put the wireless on on the laptop t'other day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,786 Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 Monkey and pony.......it only me and a couple of other blokes I know ever say that..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 1,866 Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 Slightly different but... whenever children draw houses there's always a chimney with smoke coming out of it and the same with drawings of trains. Every time I hear a "record" on radio 2 that I've got I say to my son, "I've got this one on vinyl...you can have it when I die." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
byron 1,169 Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 slipped her a crippler..lol.. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,825 Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 Monkey and pony.......it only me and a couple of other blokes I know ever say that..... what about a score and a bullseye Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,884 Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 My missus takes piss,because I call a bicycle , a push bike . I still call them pedal irons, ... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
onion jonny 526 Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) the clipees (bus conductress) in scotland used to tell you to get off the bus by saying camoan get aff, or camoan hurry up wan at a time. i call trainers guttees my daughters cringe at me, remember sweets called odd boys, used to buy a cinnamon stick and smoke a bit of it then eat the rest, a piece on jam is called a jeely piece. Edited June 1, 2016 by onion jonny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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