Why Do Old People Smell Like Me?

[lurcherman 887 13,260]

Only time i pissed me self is when i seen mushroom with that mexicans hat on

[lurcherman 887 13,260]

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[mushroom 13,227]

That's our chid mate

[lurcherman 887 13,260]

Lol

[Wxm 1,638]

Could have done we you posting this 9:30 this morning as I was sat in a packed waiting room no bigger than roughly 6x10 and the only seat free was the 1 next to me .... The door opens and one of the scruffiest feckers I've ever sat my eyes on today walks in ... Looks at the books on the seat next to me and looks back at me ... So I move the books to let him sit and it fecking hits me straight away, the smell of stale piss ... And as time went on and the room seemed to get warmer it just seemed to strengthen .... Then to top it off the women next to me had her daughter with her around 2 year old and I'm not 100% on if it was the daughter the women but there was defo a good strong smell of shite

 

First chance that someone moved from the opposite side of the room I was in their seat like a shot gasping for a breath of fresh air

[Wxm 1,638]

What is it when people say old people smell of "piss and biscuits" ?? Why can't they just smell of biscuits ??

 

Or is it 1of thous that you can't have 1 without the other ??

[ginger beard 4,652]

w ketchum must be ancient then.wait for the stupid ginger joke now.

[albert64 1,882]

King the pee smell really bothers me but doesn't seem to bother my friend

 

it bothered your mum when you pissed on the landing

[Nicepix 5,650]

Could have done we you posting this 9:30 this morning as I was sat in a packed waiting room no bigger than roughly 6x10 and the only seat free was the 1 next to me .... The door opens and one of the scruffiest feckers I've ever sat my eyes on today walks in ... Looks at the books on the seat next to me and looks back at me ... So I move the books to let him sit and it fecking hits me straight away, the smell of stale piss ... And as time went on and the room seemed to get warmer it just seemed to strengthen .... Then to top it off the women next to me had her daughter with her around 2 year old and I'm not 100% on if it was the daughter the women but there was defo a good strong smell of shite

 

First chance that someone moved from the opposite side of the room I was in their seat like a shot gasping for a breath of fresh air

That's the problem with STD clinics. They attract the wrong sort.

 

So I am told

[Nicepix 5,650]

 

w ketchum must be ancient then.wait for the stupid ginger joke now.

 

Why would I joke about being ginger, it's deffo not a joking matter

 

It isn't! Have you noticed that on Tipping Point 90% of the contestants are carrot tops?

[Lab 10,979]

Is it because your trying to go for a pish using 4 fingers and end up pishing on 2 of them.

[ginger beard 4,652]

 

w ketchum must be ancient then.wait for the stupid ginger joke now.

 

Why would I joke about being ginger, it's deffo not a joking matter

 

at least we can spell definitely.you must watch to much of the only way is essex.

[ginger beard 4,652]

 

 

w ketchum must be ancient then.wait for the stupid ginger joke now.

 

Why would I joke about being ginger, it's deffo not a joking matter

 

It isn't! Have you noticed that on Tipping Point 90% of the contestants are carrot tops?

 

what are you a cheese eating surrender monkey or an immigrant.?

[Nicepix 5,650]

 

 

 

w ketchum must be ancient then.wait for the stupid ginger joke now.

 

Why would I joke about being ginger, it's deffo not a joking matter

 

It isn't! Have you noticed that on Tipping Point 90% of the contestants are carrot tops?

 

what are you a cheese eating surrender monkey or an immigrant.?

 

I'm doing missionary work. Trying to educate the French in proper cooking, Yorkshire style.

[myersbg 1,385]

Old joke,

 

Whats 25ft long and stinks of piss?