Nik Names And Why.

[Terra Firma 136]

There's a girl in our village known as 'deep throat' not sure why, possibly something to do with hot dog eating. .....

[bullmastiff 615]

Call one lad at work mumbles for obvious reasons, another called pockets as his hands never leave them and one called minty as he always comes in to work after 8.

[keepitcovert 842]

A guy in the pub had the nickname Depth charge, he was always after a sub.

[Rebel 837]

Pothole, everyone avoids him.

 

Poison the parish, worked in the local chip shop.

 

Mickey one ball, after an unfortunate accident

 

Pampers, wets the bed after drink

[boyo 1,398]

Used to work with a lad we called Thrush coz he was an irritating cnut!! & another lad called FLUB ( Fat Lazy Useless b*****d!)

[The Seeker 3,048]

Used to go to school with a lad and we and some mates were all climbing over the wire fence to get over into the five a side pitch (it was closed) to have a kick about, anyway he slipped climbing over the fence but he got his middle finger stuck in the fence and it pulled his finger totally off. They weren't able to re connect it so he was forever known as "chip fork" after that.

[Gaz_1989 9,539]

Lads at work...

 

Woody 2 hands - Last name woods and he uses 2 hands to hold a 5kg Jug.

 

Jugger - He's from stoke and when he started he was the only one from stoke, Jugger - Pottery.

 

Shaka - He's name Mikail Khan. f**k knows who made that up. But he answers to Shaka Khan now.

 

Butch - He looks like butch off emmerdale and has since had the nickname inked on his hand.

 

Had a mate at college called "the onion" cuz he made the ladies eyes water when he whipped his tool out. Lol.

[trigger2 3,146]

theres a pair of brothers that live in one of the lacal villages ones called tube and the other half tube. everyone says they are test tube babies fook knows how that come about.

[king 11,984]

theres a pair of brothers that live in one of the lacal villages ones called tube and the other half tube. everyone says they are test tube babies fook knows how that come about.

Are there star signs Pyrex lol

[peterhunter86 8,627]

When we were young their was a girl called the lunch robber i lost my virginity to her haha

[Blackbriar 8,569]

"No hands" never took them out of his pockets. "Sparrow" was always to be found perched somewhere (sitting down instead of working), and I knew a lad who had a testicle removed, which meant him forever being known as "Womble".........

[greg64 2,859]

old mate of mine called shaun who is a funeral director they call him shaun of the dead

[dytkos 17,820]

When we were kids one lad lost an eye to a stone thrown at him, he was known as lizard after that but f**k knows why?

Johnnie black dick - self explanatory

Spoon, for his habit of shooting over at football. His younger brother was teaspoon lol

Loads more!

 

Cheers, D.

[neems 2,406]

Jayboy-he reckons he's a scouse delboy.

 

Chucky-he's an evil ginger midget.

 

Ronnie-his second names Corbett and he's also a midget.

 

Manny-her names Sam and used to get called Sammy but a disabled girl in our class used to always call her Manny and it stuck.

[Blackdog92 2,047]

We called a lad i went to school with "germall one ball" as he was half german and only had one testicle. He was never a fan of that nik name but its stuck with him lol.