Nik Names And Why.

[king 11,984]

Right what's some of the best nik names of lads you know and why.

................

Dai ping.--told the lads when he was a teenager. he shot an air rifle at a jumbo jet flying at maximum height.and he heard the ping lol.

 

Shop eggs.--went into the local shop and asked for eggs.the woman said I've got some free range 1s here. He said no I want the 1s you make in the shop lol.

 

Dai machine gun.

He's got the worst stutter you've ever heard.

[kanny 20,768]

Lab rat.... he's albino

 

 

And happy shopper ....he's a thieving cnut!

Edited May 9, 2016 by kanny

[king 11,984]

Lab rat.... he's albino

And happy shopper ....he's a thieving cnut!

FFS lab rat lol.

[Lab 10,979]

Irish Pete.....He's no Irish and he's no called Pete.

[delswal 3,819]

I had two names as a youngster, blue ear and swine flu, because like me they both fcuked pigs………they never did look that bad to be honest, but after a few snakebites everyone of them was a page 3 model

[dark-destroyer-85 636]

My mates is chimp because he shit out of a tree while he was younger lol

[Astanley 11,580]

When I was at school there was a kid in our class called shagger ,I thought it wasa cool nickname ,but she didn't seem to like it

[WILF 47,637]

There used to be a lad in a boozer local called The Lino King because he was such a f***ing pain in the arse someone flattened him every week, there was another called Casualty for much the same reasons !

[ArchieHood 3,692]

We used to call one of the lads missus "treasure", which she thought was a compliment, until she found out it was because every one used to ask him "where the f**k did you dig her up"

[stumfelter 3,034]

My rugby mates all call me tripod, don't know why as I don't even like photography!

[gnasher16 30,470]

As a horrible little young juvenile offender i managed to cop the nickname Fletch as the show Porridge had just come out

 

I think we,ve all known a few " Triggers " " Delboys " etc

[tote 856]

Fella I know was called "the cat", most folk thought it's because he played in goals when he was younger, it's actually because he got caught short coming home from the pub one night and had a shit in his neighbours garden.

[dark-destroyer-85 636]

Fella I know was called "the cat", most folk thought it's because he played in goals when he was younger, it's actually because he got caught short coming home from the pub one night and had a shit in his neighbours garden.

we will have to start call cushty that lol

[NEWKID 27,527]

Had a mate called Phil Chard.... Only ever knew him as Pilchard though

 

A lad called Simon who when we lined up for a photo at football once blagged his name was Chenlenko Milosivc and that's what went in the paper( f**k knows why the weirdo) been called Chen ever since.

 

My bothers bro in law has been called bomber since a kid, came down the boxing gym with us and wasn't the best at throwing a punch was called bomber from that day till now lol

Edited May 9, 2016 by NEWKID

[Astanley 11,580]

Fella I know was called "the cat", most folk thought it's because he played in goals when he was younger, it's actually because he got caught short coming home from the pub one night and had a shit in his neighbours garden.

My mate did the same ,we call him custy now.

 

 

 

Fuk too late

Edited May 9, 2016 by Astanley