Visitors To The Village

[beast 1,884]

about 30 c aravans parked up in a national trust carpark about a week ago. this was about a mile and a half from my home and i thought nothing of it. on monday they were moved on, and pulled onto the common about 200 yards from my house. 30 caravans, 20 odd transits, 4x4s some nice saloon cars and about 100 people all told. plus around 20 assorted unruly dogs. more visitors than village inhabitants. i drove the dogs down to my old mums for now, and only kept the old terrier shut indoors as he makes a noise when somebody is about. already there have been a steady stream of men "just walking the dog" turning up in private lanes behind the cottages, wandering around the farm yards and going in and out of the sheds, peering through windows and climbing over fences kids climbing into gardens (caught one in my chicken run, asked him politely to leave and he threatened to stab me!)) and several sheds have been robbed (lawn mowers, chain saws that sort of thing.) the catalytic converter was unbolted from my neighbours 4x4 last night. we know that the real robbing will happen a day or two after they have gone.

well they were finally moved on this morning.......and drove a whole quarter of mile to stop on the other side of the common!!

i walked past their previous site, and their is broken glass evrywhere and the amount of human shit, just left whrever they could be bothered to drop their pants, is unbeleivable. the normal litter i can cope with, even the dead terrier, but the shit is something else. we normally take a cut of hay off the common, but i darent feed that stuff to livestock with all the glass baled up in it, and short of going through the whole lot on hands and knees i dont know how we will get it right. my missus is at home all day with two small kids and another due in 3 months time, and says the chavvies are really threatening and scary whenever she goes outside (they were shooting at her with catapults yesterday), so she is effectively trapped indoors; she darent go out in the car in case they start on the garden again.i might have to drive her and the kids to my mums for a while too. i have booked a few days off work to stay at home but really we are all at our wits end, this is a quiet village and there is never any crime yet we feel under siege. i grew up in new cross and i am not some naive bumpkin, but i really am not comfortable with this, there is a menacing tension which worries me. the parish council have taken legal steps again. but it looks as though the visitors intend to stay around here for a while. one of the councillors who is quite old went to speak to them a few days ago and was told he would be killed if he didnt feck off. charming. and that was by one of the women!

 

any advice or words of wisdom?

[lurcherman 887 13,246]

Hands in peterell starting from tommorow

[Dig-deep-draw-charlie 2,713]

Watch a couple of Chuck Norris movies, Knock the door and ask for the hardest man lol

 

On a serious note there's nothing can be done mate, they done it years ago up by the estate I used to live in, but over here things are different and they where moved on quickly. All yas can do is just ride it out but don't be a push over if then come on to your property, like a pack of wolves don't show them weakness!

[Welsh_red 4,690]

That's shit . what do the police say about threatening to kill people

[kanny 20,667]

Get your stereo speakers out your window and play some owl calls its considered very bad luck if they hear a owl call in the day there very superstitious people. .. but don't blame me if the knick your speakers

[socks 32,253]

A load of transits caravans etc pulled into the local college grounds in my town .... Before the last caravan had pulled in the police were there stopping them ... Within an hour there were as many police cars as there were caravans in another hour they had been escorted right up to the M4 corridor ... I suppose it helps when the college in question is the one where Kate Middleton whent to ........

[Fieldsporthunter 1,864]

Get your stereo speakers out your window and play some owl calls its considered very bad luck if they hear a owl call in the day there very superstitious people. .. but don't blame me if the knick your speakers

Or get yourself a monkey, couple rats and a swan or two lol hope a single magpie lands on there next camp before they pull on.

Or you could ask them how they fixed for water and if they know the best place to get it.

Might work wonders.

[jeppi26 1,855]

I know a farmer that ad the same problem mate but they was in one of his field told them a number of times to leave but they was addiment to stay. Next thing shit spreader come out and he caked the lot in shit didn't take long for them to pack up and go

[shepp 2,285]

Don't tell me 'good and bad in all people '

[Deker 3,478]

Anything you try and do legally will cost a fortune and not work, anything you do illegally will result in the police arresting you.

 

Something wrong with our society!

[CushtyJook 1,097]

My advice would be lock away your women wives daughters etc ASAP beacuse once she's had traveller she most likely won't ever be the same again

[mushroom 13,186]

My advice would be lock away your women wives daughters etc ASAP beacuse once she's had traveller she most likely won't ever be the same again

Aye she'd probably catch a couple of doses of something no doubt

[kanny 20,667]

My advice would be lock away your women wives daughters etc ASAP beacuse once she's had traveller she most likely won't ever be the same again

Yep she will wrap everything in clear plastic the sofa the chairs the dog

[abarrett 462]

20 or 30 half grown beef cattle

Contained on the same bit of ground will

Definitely do the trick

[WILF 47,353]

Go and see the guvnor and tell them to f***ing behave themselves.