king 11,972 Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 What you should of done is put the young lad in the car. Called him over to the gate.and whispered in his ear a few choice words would of done it.and his wife wouldn't know what you said to him. It does work 1 Quote Link to post
fireman 10,896 Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 If you spit in his face you leave DNA!! Far easier to throw some Ragwort in his garden or other shitty plant seeds. Get his address & arrange for double glazing salesmen to call kitchen salesmen local Jehovah nutters, Skips.place ad in loval paper for an open house coffee morning Place an ad in local free papers for a house clearance put his obituary in local paper etc etc etc. And while all this is going on keep walking past Smiling at him Atb When me and my brother were young teenagers we were blamed by a neighbour for a few things we didn't do and got a bloody good hiding from the old man for it,so his prize apple trees were pruned right down and his hedge removed by a tree surgeon one day,he had 4 ton of gravel dumped in a pile on his drive way and countless taxi's turning up at all times of the early hours of the morning "pre booked " and he knew it was us that did it but he sure didn't want any more to do with those bloody kids from number 83 .. 6 Quote Link to post
Fieldsporthunter 1,864 Posted April 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Some good replys everyone, with it being a open forum all I can say is it's a real shame. just walking all the dogs regular is as good as anything. At the end of the day if people like that dont want a footpath and people using it at the end of the garden they should never of moved there. If I had a German Shepard or a poodle or a pet dog in general ect and did not hunt it would be a different storie all together the city would be there idea of total relaxation again but I have lurchers and terriers and we know how that goes, so I trie keep things sensible at all times. . . shit sticks, also I have a bit permission that could be lost if any tales got out. They done it once so they will do it again and maybe it will be a different looking person In A different motor with nothing to do with hunting, walking a pet dog? atb. Quote Link to post
low plains drifter 10,475 Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 If you spit in his face you leave DNA!! Far easier to throw some Ragwort in his garden or other shitty plant seeds. Get his address & arrange for double glazing salesmen to call kitchen salesmen local Jehovah nutters, Skips.place ad in loval paper for an open house coffee morning Place an ad in local free papers for a house clearance put his obituary in local paper etc etc etc. And while all this is going on keep walking past Smiling at him Not only coffee mornings, also advertise the place as being a welcoming venue for cottaging, swinging, dogging on the lawn etc lolol 4 Quote Link to post
artic 595 Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Do absolutely nothing, carry on as per normal. This chap needs to look up "Common Law" and revise it! Do not assault the man, I'm sure at the time you had no intention of doing such a thing. The trouble here is all to do with being uneducated. Folk from urban areas usually struggle and fail to see the way of thinking from rural communities. Mind you only some, as many do adapt to the country way of living and thinking. Cats are not livestock and are deemed "Wild" once out patrolling their patch. I'd walk the same route with your head held high! Good luck 2 Quote Link to post
low plains drifter 10,475 Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 Artic, you are the voice of reason, unlike the rest of us piss and winders on here, but you cannot have stuck up shit talking down to you, why should he have to take that infront of his kids 3 Quote Link to post
Plucky1 1,119 Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 It makes me feel all warm inside knowing I'm not the only "LUNE" on here that likes his pound of flesh !!!!!! good job we don't all live in the same area LOL's, WM 5 Quote Link to post
fourtrak73 1,334 Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 come up here and walk your dogs fieldsport I,m out almost every night walking Quote Link to post
TOP POACHER!! 33 Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 Leave a couple of snares in the wood, never no you might catch a moggie or two Quote Link to post
Fieldsporthunter 1,864 Posted April 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 come up here and walk your dogs fieldsport I,m out almost every night walkingThankyou mate I know I'm always welcolme up your way. I never in me life changed my ways for anyone particaly people who want to shout, sream and scare children and threaten to let me tyres down. Obviously this has worked with average Joe and they just got more bold in there ways.If anything its made that walk more interesting for me. I'm 100% in the right no one can do nothing as long as I keep it sensible. Atb 2 Quote Link to post
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 i put a neighbours jack russel up for sale cheap and gave out his landline number... his dog had been chasing my ponies and whilst being chased my cob mare broke into his garden and shit on his back doorstep... he had been threatening to sue me claiming 1000's in damage to his lawn (there wasnt so much as a hoofprint) so i waited a while then sent the ad into the local paper 2 Quote Link to post
ginger beard 4,652 Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 If you spit in his face you leave DNA!! Far easier to throw some Ragwort in his garden or other shitty plant seeds. Get his address & arrange for double glazing salesmen to call kitchen salesmen local Jehovah nutters, Skips.place ad in loval paper for an open house coffee morning Place an ad in local free papers for a house clearance put his obituary in local paper etc etc etc. And while all this is going on keep walking past Smiling at him Not only coffee mornings, also advertise the place as being a welcoming venue for cottaging, swinging, dogging on the lawn etc lolol cottaging.? Quote Link to post
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 I'm with you ginger beard "cottaging" is that sexual ?? Quote Link to post
low plains drifter 10,475 Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 If you spit in his face you leave DNA!! Far easier to throw some Ragwort in his garden or other shitty plant seeds. Get his address & arrange for double glazing salesmen to call kitchen salesmen local Jehovah nutters, Skips.place ad in loval paper for an open house coffee morning Place an ad in local free papers for a house clearance put his obituary in local paper etc etc etc. And while all this is going on keep walking past Smiling at him Not only coffee mornings, also advertise the place as being a welcoming venue for cottaging, swinging, dogging on the lawn etc lololcottaging.? I'm with you ginger beard "cottaging" is that sexual ?? Male only swingers meeting lol, like Jok at work has been known to quip as he walks into the urinals when under heavy usage " Look at all of them cottaging", lol Quote Link to post
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 PMSL thanks for letting us know and Jok!! 1 Quote Link to post
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