Unfriendly Discussion!

[FUJI 17,327]

Defo not in Scotland then haha,can't beat the "right to roam" up yonder lol although I've had more than one run in with farmers in kilts lmao tearing their hair out saying "f**k the right to roam" lol,my reply is " but it's the law" ..drives them into a frenzy & off I go on my merry way dogs in tow

[low plains drifter 10,603]

one old mate of mine had a bloke come to his house and accused him of spying on his wife, she said he kept driving his tractor past the kitchen window, my mate said you stupid c**t I was ploughing the f***ing field. another farmer mate had a new towney bloke moaning that when they bought their house all the fields were nice and green, and now we have moved in there all brown and muddy. they know nothing carry on and say nowt. atb two crows.

LOLOL, the Useless fukcin budgie

[low plains drifter 10,603]

 

Sounds like you've got a new dumping ground for all your rabbit paunches etc, and a few bagfulls of Japanese Knotweed pieces would soon make an effective barrier between you and them in future

 

catch yourself on .... lol no need to get all john wayne ...low plains drifter..... why not actually stop and be calm and try having a conversation with them, about all different things, and if things go pear shaped at least you will know you have tried your best to be civil, and they will know your not intimidated by them because like I said your not doing anything wrong!

John Wayne be fecked, I'm borderline Clint Eastwood here lol, how would you feel if some money man tosspot talked down to you like that infront of your kids aswell, that would be enough to give me the arsehole, and I don't go over the windy land to be getting the arsehole

[sussex 5,777]

And mean while his cats are slaughtering every thing they can get there claws on ...

[low plains drifter 10,603]

And mean while his cats are slaughtering every thing they can get there claws on ...

Out of sight, out of mind, probably claim they are well fed pets, and would never try to kill anything, would'nt mind a look at his tart doing the voodoo dance though, the whacked cnut lol

[C556 351]

Having had all four tyres slashed after parking in a lay-by in the countryside, it's worth getting a hidden camera fitted inside the car.

[ftm 3,357]

just twat him and be one with it lol

[Gilbey 1,441]

Two crows that's a absolute belter lol.

[tb25 4,627]

Spit in his face

[Plucky1 1,119]

Spit in his face

Thats GBH my friend and really frowned upon in court, my mate got f*cked proper for it,he'd of got less tw*tting him,WM

[bell 3,602]

 

Spit in his face

 

Thats GBH my friend and really frowned upon in court, my mate got f*cked proper for it,he'd of got less tw*tting him,WM

It's not GBH, it's S39....

[Squirrel_Basher 17,100]

Be like a red rag to a bull that .Frequent walks down that lane .

[green dragon 701]

Save up your dogs turds in a bin bag for a good month and scatter it a across his garden . You can't give a man shit in front of his kids ffs he deserves a good bitch slap

[Plucky1 1,119]

There's hundreds of ways for a wind up but best not discussed on here in open forum, I get loads of hassle from the likes of him, nothing worse than a townie going country, just use your head and do nothing in temper, time is on your side,its a dish to be served up cold,say nothing to nobody,watch him and know your enemy, keep anything like the notes he leaves on your car and make a note of time and date, I would just let him see you watching it will keep him wondering,if he approaches you make sure he hits you first as its open day then, I love a bit of hassle, WM

[boyo 1,398]

If you spit in his face you leave DNA!! Far easier to throw some Ragwort in his garden or other shitty plant seeds. Get his address & arrange for double glazing salesmen to call kitchen salesmen local Jehovah nutters, Skips.place ad in loval paper for an open house coffee morning Place an ad in local free papers for a house clearance put his obituary in local paper etc etc etc. And while all this is going on keep walking past Smiling at him ? Atb