Deker 3,478 Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over or shit on. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bullshit, and horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit. You swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. You can be faster than shit, or slower than shit. Sometimes you'll find shit on a stick, sometimes you'll find shit everywhere, and then there are times you can't find shit at all. You can slice shit, spread shit, dunk shit or jump shit, and some people just can't cut the shit. When you stop to consider all the facts, SHIT is the basic building block of creation. This means the universe did not begin with a BIG BANG, but rather a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else. You must be smoking some proper strong shit.to think about all that shit kanny. can't claim credit its a copy n paste No Shit! (sorry, I'll get my coat!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,757 Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over or shit on. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bullshit, and horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit. You swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. You can be faster than shit, or slower than shit. Sometimes you'll find shit on a stick, sometimes you'll find shit everywhere, and then there are times you can't find shit at all. You can slice shit, spread shit, dunk shit or jump shit, and some people just can't cut the shit. When you stop to consider all the facts, SHIT is the basic building block of creation. This means the universe did not begin with a BIG BANG, but rather a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else. You must be smoking some proper strong shit.to think about all that shit kanny. can't claim credit its a copy n paste No Shit! (sorry, I'll get my coat!) You better believe that shit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 Vegetarian animal shit isn't that bad...it's only digested plant matter you bunch of townies! Don't get me even started on cat shit! What a f***ing contradiction...?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,953 Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 Vegetarian animal shit isn't that bad...it's only digested plant matter you bunch of townies! Don't get me even started on cat shit! What a f***ing contradiction... exactly mate some people in city,s now even feed dogs on a veggie diet, but they would still get an on the spot fine from some little jumped up park warden if it shat in the streets, horses are just dog food waiting to happen, don't get me started on horses Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,774 Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over or shit on. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bullshit, and horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit. You swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. You can be faster than shit, or slower than shit. Sometimes you'll find shit on a stick, sometimes you'll find shit everywhere, and then there are times you can't find shit at all. You can slice shit, spread shit, dunk shit or jump shit, and some people just can't cut the shit. When you stop to consider all the facts, SHIT is the basic building block of creation. This means the universe did not begin with a BIG BANG, but rather a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else. Lol,,,,,but they forgot,, "like shit of a shovel" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,845 Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 Vegetarian animal shit isn't that bad...it's only digested plant matter you bunch of townies! Don't get me even started on cat shit! What a f***ing contradiction... exactly mate some people in city,s now even feed dogs on a veggie diet, but they would still get an on the spot fine from some little jumped up park warden if it shat in the streets, horses are just dog food waiting to happen, don't get me started on horses Massive difference.....you wouldn't put dog shit on you veg plot would you!?!? Bloody Nancy boys get a grip :-) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 Vegetarian animal shit isn't that bad...it's only digested plant matter you bunch of townies! Don't get me even started on cat shit! What a f***ing contradiction... exactly mate some people in city,s now even feed dogs on a veggie diet, but they would still get an on the spot fine from some little jumped up park warden if it shat in the streets, horses are just dog food waiting to happen, don't get me started on horsesMassive difference.....you wouldn't put dog shit on you veg plot would you!?!?Bloody Nancy boys get a grip :-) Nippy horsey person...? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,845 Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 (edited) I fecking hate horses to be honest, just a mode of transport to me. It's the breeches and whips I like Edited April 4, 2016 by DIDO.1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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