dytkos 17,820 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 I was once going down on some bird I met earlier in the evening and I came up with a pea and then a piece of carrot! I asked her what was going on and she said "Oh, the last bloke that was down there was sick" Cheers, D. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stevo79 569 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Gota have a Mrs who don't mind a bit of hard graft. Can just get her coat and wellies on and not worry to much what she looks like. But when she does dress up looks the bollox. Not to keen on tattoos, fat, ugly or smoke. And of course she has to be good in the sack!!!! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 (edited) Trying to put her finger up your bum as she wanks you off. Edited March 25, 2016 by tb25 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Trying to put her finger up your bum as she wanks you off. You lying b*****d. Your no happy till you feel her elbow 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,254 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 (edited) A ginger minge cnut! Lol I cant stand, skinny/boney women, lack of intelligence, poor hygene or a scrounger. I'm seeing a Lithuanian vegetarian girl right now who has no ass and little boobs but by fuuck a do she's got something I want Colour or ethnicity of a woman dont matter to me Edited March 25, 2016 by mushroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,846 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Scouse birds. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,089 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Talking Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 I'm seeing a Lithuanian vegetarian girl right now who has no ass and little boobs but by fuuck a do she's got something I want ) Piles ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,254 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Er yeah piles mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 A ginger minge cnut! Lol I cant stand, skinny/boney women, lack of intelligence, poor hygene or a scrounger. I'm seeing a Lithuanian vegetarian girl right now who has no ass and little boobs but by fuuck a do she's got something I want Colour or ethnicity of a woman dont matter to me Your wallet?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 It amazes me how many blokes dislike women with tattoos. Is it a generation thing? Do any of the fellas under 30 dislike them on a woman too? There's nothing I like more... Image from https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4e/75/4e/4e754edf88987fb96103c84498385d88.jpg. Image from http://data.whicdn.com/images/186218961/large.jpg. It's weird I love tattoos on a women but I wouldn't marry a women full off tattoos. If where just talking about meeting in a bar and going home with a tattooed women I'd take her and the tattooist ? My missus has got a few. I like them. If she had this many tattoos it wouldn't stop me marrying her... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,254 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Lol not mine mate I'm tighter than a nun's arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Some nice tattoos on her gaz. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,436 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 It amazes me how many blokes dislike women with tattoos. Is it a generation thing? Do any of the fellas under 30 dislike them on a woman too? There's nothing I like more... Image from https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4e/75/4e/4e754edf88987fb96103c84498385d88.jpg. Image from http://data.whicdn.com/images/186218961/large.jpg. It's weird I love tattoos on a women but I wouldn't marry a women full off tattoos. If where just talking about meeting in a bar and going home with a tattooed women I'd take her and the tattooist ?My missus has got a few. I like them. If she had this many tattoos it wouldn't stop me marrying her... I know I'm getting old when I look at a picture like that and all I'm interested in is the quality of the ink Seriously though those faces on her thighs are some fecking brilliant work 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 It amazes me how many blokes dislike women with tattoos. Is it a generation thing? Do any of the fellas under 30 dislike them on a woman too? There's nothing I like more... Image from https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4e/75/4e/4e754edf88987fb96103c84498385d88.jpg. Image from http://data.whicdn.com/images/186218961/large.jpg. It's weird I love tattoos on a women but I wouldn't marry a women full off tattoos. If where just talking about meeting in a bar and going home with a tattooed women I'd take her and the tattooist My missus has got a few. I like them. If she had this many tattoos it wouldn't stop me marrying her... i wouldnt kick her out of bed 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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