socks 32,253 Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 It's all down to the judge what he gets ... Many moons ago a mate of mine got a kicking by 5 fellas in a nightclub ... So we waited outside for them and gave them a taste of the same ... The police turn up and with all the confusion they chuck me and one of the other lot in the back of a police van so I went to town on him ... When they opened the door a piled in I had a crack at the first two coppers in ... In court my charges were afray ... Malicious GBH ... And assaulting 2 coppers ... My barrister told me to expect a decent sentence ... The judge was a doddering old bird ... I ended up being bound over for a year my brief couldn't believe it ... So it really is all down to the judge ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,284 Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 You rebel socks lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 I got a month in young afenders for assault PC..mate called him a c**t and ran off..copper arrested me and stiched me up lol..good times. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baz 464 Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Ya can guarantee if he'd had a lurcher with him he'd be in serious bother, they would of probably tazered him on the spot 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,788 Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Did he have any swallow tattoos? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 No just a rather attractive black fellow to share a few week with..ha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,437 Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 It's all down to the judge what he gets ... Many moons ago a mate of mine got a kicking by 5 fellas in a nightclub ... So we waited outside for them and gave them a taste of the same ... The police turn up and with all the confusion they chuck me and one of the other lot in the back of a police van so I went to town on him ... When they opened the door a piled in I had a crack at the first two coppers in ... In court my charges were afray ... Malicious GBH ... And assaulting 2 coppers ... My barrister told me to expect a decent sentence ... The judge was a doddering old bird ... I ended up being bound over for a year my brief couldn't believe it ... So it really is all down to the judge ....... Locked in the back of a van with an angry dwarf, that poor fecker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 46,612 Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Be lucky if he gets 2 yrs.atb dc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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