TUFFTY 1,476 Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 fecking Fanny, next you will be sending £3 a month to give water to some little African who has to walk 10 mile a day to fetch water never understood that, its not like they own a house and have a mortgage, they have a mud hut FFS, what kind of dildo decided to build a mud hut 10 miles away from the nearest water Then it shows the kid scooping water out of a mud puddle that cows are stood pissing in....yet there is loads of stones about...why not build a dry stone wall around the water hole and a pipe running into a trough for the cows?I once wanted to volunteer to go help out in Africa, all the groups I contacted want £1500 for me to go volunteer! Robbing cnuts! I'd of had a wall round the mud hole in 2 fecking days! Wiped out dysentery in the whole fecking neighbourhood! f**k building a wall ,just stone the cowNah eat the feckin cowThese poor buggers aint ate for months by the looks of them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 fecking Fanny, next you will be sending £3 a month to give water to some little African who has to walk 10 mile a day to fetch water never understood that, its not like they own a house and have a mortgage, they have a mud hut FFS, what kind of dildo decided to build a mud hut 10 miles away from the nearest water Then it shows the kid scooping water out of a mud puddle that cows are stood pissing in....yet there is loads of stones about...why not build a dry stone wall around the water hole and a pipe running into a trough for the cows?I once wanted to volunteer to go help out in Africa, all the groups I contacted want £1500 for me to go volunteer! Robbing cnuts! I'd of had a wall round the mud hole in 2 fecking days! Wiped out dysentery in the whole fecking neighbourhood! f**k building a wall ,just stone the cowNah eat the feckin cowThese poor buggers aint ate for months by the looks of them. the best one is when they say the water is polluted, you look at a picture of a river full of McDonald's packaging, pizza boxes and plastic bottles, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 Well the other day I got caught in BnQ wi this wee blondie and ended up adopting a f***ing Gorilla. Ah well my good deed done for the WWF....When can I come for my holidays dad Your far from a Gorilla. I didn't adopt a flamingo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,772 Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 Well, there's 4 million of the c**ts in Lewisham and if you had a cow pissing in a well they would probably stab you and nick it ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 Well the other day I got caught in BnQ wi this wee blondie and ended up adopting a f***ing Gorilla. Ah well my good deed done for the WWF....When can I come for my holidays dad Your far from a Gorilla. I didn't adopt a flamingo. you've a weird imagination you lad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,532 Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 (edited) should have just got it a bottle of Bucky. Edited March 11, 2016 by kanny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
villaman 9,983 Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 Be adopting bloody Africans next.. I'd adopt every Gorilla first. What is the difference between the two ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lloyd90 509 Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 You f***ing chump! I bet she didn't even suck you off! Like birds in bars and clubs who get you to buy them Drinks then feck off back home. The trick is to get them to buy you a drink, then you know your well in 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmad riley 1,343 Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 They always use the good lookers to hook the gullible men ,I pay a fiver a month to help an African girl called Okappi get an education ,I just hope she gets to 16 and decides to come and thank me thank me with a blow job. You sound like Jimmy savile Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,589 Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 I noticed the Jehovah's round here ,have started sending round some smartly dressed not to shabby young ladies to accompany the old dears . So even they are realising it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KittleRox 2,147 Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 I adopted a young Gorilla once, when he got older and I told him who his real parents were he fxcked off back to the Congo, ungrateful bxxtxxd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,772 Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 I noticed the Jehovah's round here ,have started sending round some smartly dressed not to shabby young ladies to accompany the old dears . So even they are realising it. An old Pal of mine did get caught balls deep in some Jehova church leaders daughter and they slung her out !!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,589 Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 I noticed the Jehovah's round here ,have started sending round some smartly dressed not to shabby young ladies to accompany the old dears . So even they are realising it. An old Pal of mine did get caught balls deep in some Jehova church leaders daughter and they slung her out !!! Yeah they don't believe in sex outside marriage do they? Sounds like she had lucky escape,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,568 Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 They always use the good lookers to hook the gullible men ,I pay a fiver a month to help an African girl called Okappi get an education ,I just hope she gets to 16 and decides to come and thank me thank me with a blow job. You sound like Jimmy savile Now then now then now then ....don't worry about it , she lives in a war zone ,probably won't make it to 16 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,589 Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 They always use the good lookers to hook the gullible men ,I pay a fiver a month to help an African girl called Okappi get an education ,I just hope she gets to 16 and decides to come and thank me thank me with a blow job. You sound like Jimmy savile Now then now then now then ....don't worry about it , she lives in a war zone ,probably won't make it to 16 b*****d I just spat tea all over my iPad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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